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From what I've managed to get out of him, MoP is Jamaican British, living in the UK. The Jamaican British people I know don't have problems writing or understanding English so I don't think you have to pussyfoot around him for fear of being culturally insensitive. He says he's not dyslexic either.
He recently said he only smokes weed, never DMT, contradicting when he said he was a DMT shaman. So I haven't got a clue what's going on with him now. Personally, I think he's just stoned out of his mind.

And for anyone who doesn't know him yet, the language isn't the problem here, it's nobodies fault if they can't spell or whatever, so it's not elitism, it's just that he's still making all these pointless posts despite having being told to cut it out enough times, and that is annoying some people. Not me personally though, he's fine by me when he's not quadruple-posting.

MoP- I'm sorry for talking about you like this, I'm just trying to bring everyone else up to speed because it's hard to get answers out of you. I'm just one of those jerks who says it out loud when subtlety hasn't worked. You know I love you really :)
 
psychosisdoses said:
Master of plants said:
psychosisdoses said:
im glad im not alone...

is english your first language mop?
im not trying to poke fun.. but some (alot) of the posts i see from you are generally irrelevant and confusing if not right out crazy and nonsensical

do you just do it to see what people will say...
does it all make sense to you? iv had friends tripping out thinking they were talking and just spewing gibberish... this is often what i dismiss your posts as, your trying to say something but the words dont come out right

Sincerely, isn´t.

does this mean it is not your first language..
what was/is your first language (just curious)

Em...
Still I don´t think You´re ready for these kind of information.
 
ohayoco said:
From what I've managed to get out of him, MoP is Jamaican British, living in the UK. The Jamaican British people I know don't have problems writing or understanding English so I don't think you have to pussyfoot around him for fear of being culturally insensitive. He says he's not dyslexic either.
He recently said he only smokes weed, never DMT, contradicting when he said he was a DMT shaman. So I haven't got a clue what's going on with him now. Personally, I think he's just stoned out of his mind.

And for anyone who doesn't know him yet, the language isn't the problem here, it's nobodies fault if they can't spell or whatever, so it's not elitism, it's just that he's still making all these pointless posts despite having being told to cut it out enough times, and that is annoying some people. Not me personally though, he's fine by me when he's not quadruple-posting.

MoP- I'm sorry for talking about you like this, I'm just trying to bring everyone else up to speed because it's hard to get answers out of you. I'm just one of those jerks who says it out loud when subtlety hasn't worked. You know I love you really :)

You´re right. Still if I am certified shaman, I don´t use dmt to cure people.

Again, You´re right. I should ,make all these pointless posts´ which means I ought to stop write ever. Anyway I thought about quiting my presence on the forum because writing my pointless posts is dancing on a blade.

That´s OK.
 
Master of plants said:
Anyway I thought about quiting my presence on the forum because writing my pointless posts is dancing on a blade.
I don't want you to leave dude. I'm trying to help you here, believe it or not. If it makes you feel better, I'll post a list of my own many faults.
The only reason I'M frustrated with you is because you told me a while back about how you were a DMT shaman who used DMT to heal people. Then I see a recent post in which you say the only thing you take is weed. And you haven't clarified, if anything I get the impression you've just confirmed that the stuff about you being a DMT shaman isn't true. I can forgive most eccentricities, but I don't like BS, especially on a forum like this where it's imperative that truthful information is shared. I'm hoping it's a misunderstanding, but you're not clarifying whatsoever...
If you just EXPLAINED, everything would be hunkydory between you and me :)

(If I'm out of line, please someone tell me so, because I don't like having this conversation, makes me feel rubbish. That's all from me on the subject :cry: )
 
where can i get certified to be a shaman!?!?? i always thought that...the community decides if you are a shaman or not...not yourself...

you may learn about shamanic practices...but you cant say that you are a shaman...thats bragging..and shamans SHOULD be way above that
 
oh its easy to get to be a shaman...
you just have to get one of your alternate personalitys (or the distorted demons only you can see if they are willing) to indite you... this usually happens in between the time filled by jabbering to oneself in a corner peeling the layers of paint off the walls wishing the people in the white suits would let you go back to the library so you could go back to the dmt nexus site
 
Thanks oyahoca, it's good to know that I can make myself understood.

About Shamans:

It's fascinating to see that some cultures tend to value people who we'd call "sick in the head". In my opinion this is a clear sign of egocentrism: We think everything should behave like it does in our culture. Everything else is "wrong" or even "sick". It shows us, how relative labels are, really.
 
Jorkest said:
where can i get certified to be a shaman!?!?? i always thought that...the community decides if you are a shaman or not...not yourself...

you may learn about shamanic practices...but you cant say that you are a shaman...thats bragging..and shamans SHOULD be way above that
Actually, I have a BSham in shamanism from Yale. It's recognised worldwide. I have the student debt to prove it. I majored in Amhulscha Bestiality Cult, and Sacred Po. I did all this using the art of Astral Plain Sacraments, during which I took many substances in the astral plain rather than in our reality, to the effect that actually I have never taken an entheogen per se in this world, only in the consciousness realm known to many as Imagination. I continued with a PhD in Multiple Reality Control, whereupon I just tell people I have done things rather than actually doing them and in this way these things become reality due to the multidirectional flow of time and consciousness. For this I was given the Nobel Shaman Prize, of $50,000 and the fabled Suppositories of Eldor. My mentor was the Great Squid Rol, who isn't actually a squid of course (that would be ridiculous) but takes this form because it is the closest four dimensional representation to the multidimensional form his energy-waves usually take. Before he passed into the Clow reality, Rol mind-told me that I was his best pupil both of past and future and all the other possible branches of time. Rol is far mightier than the Cat, who as well all know is the Master of Master of Plants. In fact the Cat was once just an ordinary cat until Rol banished a pesky entity into its consciousness-prison in the Four Dimensional Realm which we call Reality, whereupon the Merge-Cat roamed Wales until he found a young dopefiend through whom he could best serve his master Loki, a master who is in fact very easily pleased, it is said he laughs hardest at the potato-in-the-exhaust ceremony, and this is no secret throughout the realms :lol:
 
psychosisdoses said:
oh its easy to get to be a shaman...
you just have to get one of your alternate personalitys (or the distorted demons only you can see if they are willing) to indite you... this usually happens in between the time filled by jabbering to oneself in a corner peeling the layers of paint off the walls wishing the people in the white suits would let you go back to the library so you could go back to the dmt nexus site

exactly thats precisely my way of being a shaman
 
ohayoco said:
Master of plants said:
Anyway I thought about quiting my presence on the forum because writing my pointless posts is dancing on a blade.
I don't want you to leave dude. I'm trying to help you here, believe it or not. If it makes you feel better, I'll post a list of my own many faults.
The only reason I'M frustrated with you is because you told me a while back about how you were a DMT shaman who used DMT to heal people. Then I see a recent post in which you say the only thing you take is weed. And you haven't clarified, if anything I get the impression you've just confirmed that the stuff about you being a DMT shaman isn't true. I can forgive most eccentricities, but I don't like BS, especially on a forum like this where it's imperative that truthful information is shared. I'm hoping it's a misunderstanding, but you're not clarifying whatsoever...
If you just EXPLAINED, everything would be hunkydory between you and me :)

(If I'm out of line, please someone tell me so, because I don't like having this conversation, makes me feel rubbish. That's all from me on the subject :cry: )

i lied u know im no good
actually im thinking about becoming aya - which has dmt in it - sham deep down here in my town
so sry
anyway im about to pimp my english in da forum
 
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