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Hello, I solve blues clues in my shoes yes i do.

I solve crimes and drive around and eat Scooby snacks and Scrabble biscuits.

I dunk patatoes and eat lobster heads right out of their tiny adorable crustacean skull.

I stole the Beatles time machine and hung out with all the great rennosanse artists and threw turtles at em.

I'm super cultured like yoghurt - Which i wrote a book about entitled " how i learned to love yoghurt and eat lobsters with Jordan Peterson and this definitely isn't a long exaggerated title or anything hey that reminds me i saw this gorilla once and he was like hey man stop trying to steal my sweet dance moves and i was like no way man the Elton john sunglasses and cape was my whole jam i mean i ate a lightweight illumination imaginarium non llama goat hurdler and he won an Olympic medal because Oprah and R Kelly was like hey man stop eating all my furniture and i was like okay well stop making it look so delicious and maybe i will ( as if though, Furniture be tasty like string theory skittle ratios "

The book went on to sell a staggering 3 copies worldwide and was marketed as a Triangle replacement therapy which didn't make a lick of liquidation liquorice but those eye lashes kept telling lies.

So i was like enough , Yes i rode around on a unicorn like nobody's business but like that doesn't excuse those waterfall vibration therapy that was like hey man enough stop eating my feet and i was like well hey man if you stop putting peanutbutter in between your toes then maybe we can get married and i was like oh no not this sensationalism egg buisness man who borrowed homer Simpsons fish head and had a blank curtain fall upon it's head like the gypsey joker poker folker not a shocker who's lips fell off as
 
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