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Spice, Outerspace, Hyperspace: "Meet the Zeta Reticulans"

Ellekonge

Rising Star
Set: The Hyperspace Mobile (my car)
Setting: Nevada Desert

I got abducted from my car while driving. You wouldn't believe the curious lights I saw in the sky, beckoning me along the highway. I see a jug of water in my car and the aliens instructed me to drink the water while driving. It was some sort of blackout juice. So I drink the water and follow this glowing light along the highway, noticing Many flying cloaked flying trianges in disguise parked along the hills as i was driving. Eventually I realized I was about to run out of gas, I had $25 to make it home from california. So I realize: Shoot, I better park this somewhere and go to sleep.

I park the car near some farmland off the highway. It was right behind a metal cattle gate and a triangle cellar with a glowing light on top of it. I could hear Russian soldiers in my mind pleading to me PLEASE HELP US WE NEED HELP GETTING OFF THE GROUND. (Maybe there was a war going on in space?) Spoke perfect english but their russian accent was unmistakable. At this point I realized I had DMT pans in my trunk, so I got to scraping.

So I load the yellow spice onto the tinfoil and prepare myself with a tooter. I never recrystallize my extractions, I feel like the tannins adds something to the mix. Smells like tortillas to me. I was already on Coricidin at the time, which some members may or may not agree with mixing sacraments, but, im a neoshaman and i felt the call, so. I smoke the whole spice and it wasn't that harsh.

I had my eyes wide open and I turn around and see 2 invisible people sitting in the backseat. They were the same two invisible people that I used to roll around with back in New Mexico. I'm not sure if they are thoughtforms I created, or my spirit guides, or what. I was surprised to see them with my own eyes. So I turn around and they reach out their hand as if to shake my hand and I freeze for a second.

Suddenly I turn around and see a woman standing next to the cattle gate, full breakthrough in hyperspace, holding a flag as if to signal me to drive through the gate. Glad I didn't because I would have banged up the hyperspace mobile even more than it already is. I was about to start my car and drive through the gate, but then right when I'm about to I see a tiny alien spacecraft, fly right in front of my car windshield, within 15 feet of me.
I had my eyes open the whole time

It wasn't a chrome disk ufo, it looked to be about 5 feet across and had a glass dome, there were a cute little space person inside.
I blacked out from there, I can't say any more about what happened because my mind is locking the memory.
That's all I can recall for now.
 
Fascinating, I've always been enthralled by the idea of contact with extraterrestrial intelligence. Glad you came out of it unscathed.

I hate to be the fun police, but here's a friendly, kind reminder to anyone reading your post - please, for the sake of health (yours and that of others), never operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle under the influence of any intoxicating compound. Safety first!

Cheers! (y)
 
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