SWIMs pet monkey died

[jager850]

Today was indeed a tragic day. SWIM was coming back from the store earlier today and upon entering his home he found his pet monkey and fellow DMT traveler and admirer Oscar lying in the kitchen dead. Oscar had been recently diagnosed with stage IV liver and was very saddened by the fact that he wouldnt be around much longer to assist swim in his travels and extractions. Oscar had been declining rapidly recently and we new it wouldnt be much longer so he requested to be at home for his last couple days ( cant smoke in a the hospital) so SWIM brought him back to the house and gave him a fat bag of some amazing home grown and the last bit of the spice from our last extraction. Higher powers bless him cause SWIM found him in the lazy boy with a j in the tray and the Dimitri all gone. Little bastard must have just recently blasted off cause the house still had the lingering smell of vaped DMT.

On a side note since Oscar new he wasnt gunna be around much longer he introduced SWIM to his genetically modified cyborg fish friend Greg also a fellow psychonaut who has a great amount of knowledge in that fishy mechanical brain of his.
SWIM thinks Oscar knew Greg would be a great fish thing to be friends with.
Oscar SWIM loves you buddy and may you rest in hyperspace.

 

[Infundibulum]

Eh?

 

[The Traveler]

Keep away the SWIM's and the pets and we might actually understand what you are trying to say here.


Kind regards,

The Traveler

 

[Pup Tentacle]

So, if a person or pet dear to you died - my deepest sympathy. However, I can't tell exactly what happened to whom from your story.

 

[ewok]

I was lost reading this before didn't know if a comment would end up insensitive or not, can't follow any of it.

 

[Global]

I was following right up until the cyborg fish

 

[VibeCatalyst]

I'm lost.....

 

[hixidom]

I'm sorry for your loss.

 

[Psychonaut In Orbit]

That's pretty freaking creepy... im not trying to be insensitive at all either cause if you are saying what I think you are saying then that's pretty freaky.

"You went to the store but before that you left your terminally ill friend with a nice bag of marijuana and some spirit molecule. When you got back from the store you came back in to your house only to find your sick friend had passed on to the other side, j still in hand. Before your friend passed he had introduced you to another friend that shares similar interests."

Is that right? If so R.I.P.

If it's not right then... im done translating :!:

 

[3rdI]

im pretty sure no monkeys were harmed in the writing of that tale:roll: .

 

[Psychonaut In Orbit]

im pretty sure no monkeys were harmed in the writing of that tale:roll: .

I guess I was lost in translation.

 

[Xaarov]

So, you have a lazy boy in your kitchen? :?

 

[gory dkalz]

 

[dreamer042]

RIP Oscar the monkey

I'm sure old SWIM and his new friend Greg have some wonderful adventures ahead

 

[Macavity224]

Where the hell does one even acquire a pet monkey? I've always wanted a little one that will sit on my shoulder while I go about my daily business and be my constant companion through life.

 

[rjb]

Please shed some light over the real nature of the ... well, monkey. There's a phrase I didn't ever think I'd be saying. Kinda weird twist of the story, but it is what it is.

Anyway, may your friend RIP. My condoleances, what ever/who ever he might have been.

 

[Eliyahu]

Sorry to hear about this,

Wait a minute....you had a monkey that could smoke DMT? did you notice any evolutionary changes taking place?

RIP DMT monkey.

 

[nwosidsalp]

I would have thought people on the Nexus would have a greater propensity for metaphor. I'm sorry for your loss, may you benefit from said fellow explorer, and may he benefit from you.