Since this forum has been plagued a few times with some phoney spice-stories, it seems a good idea to start a 'phoney spicestory' thread. If people have the urge to post bullshit, they can simply post it here.
I'l start with one myself, just to set the tone a bit.
So last night SWIM had a major breakthrough. After 35 long big tokes from my superflybonggear the room started to shift into 63 dimensions and i saw the chrysantememum after wich i was catapulted into hyperspace. Soon i found myself aboard a spaceship along with a big praying mantis and some alien entities. There was a room that i would best describe as 'the dome', and they performed some medical experiments on me. Apparently the grey's are working on some new type of alien-viagra, since they are such a highly advanced civilazation, they don't know how to reproduce in the natural way anymore. They where obviously very impressed with my huge 30 inch cock, wich i can very well understand, since it realy is very gigantic, wich is why basically all women find me totally irressistable.
This is the reason why i wasn't that impressed when a blonde female entity gave me a nice blowjob after the medical experiments where over. So it was fairly nice, but not that impressive since i am a real man of the world who lost his virginity very long ago, naturally,and has slept with over a thousand woman. I also can easily drink 50 beers in one night without getting drunk.
I'l start with one myself, just to set the tone a bit.
So last night SWIM had a major breakthrough. After 35 long big tokes from my superflybonggear the room started to shift into 63 dimensions and i saw the chrysantememum after wich i was catapulted into hyperspace. Soon i found myself aboard a spaceship along with a big praying mantis and some alien entities. There was a room that i would best describe as 'the dome', and they performed some medical experiments on me. Apparently the grey's are working on some new type of alien-viagra, since they are such a highly advanced civilazation, they don't know how to reproduce in the natural way anymore. They where obviously very impressed with my huge 30 inch cock, wich i can very well understand, since it realy is very gigantic, wich is why basically all women find me totally irressistable.
This is the reason why i wasn't that impressed when a blonde female entity gave me a nice blowjob after the medical experiments where over. So it was fairly nice, but not that impressive since i am a real man of the world who lost his virginity very long ago, naturally,and has slept with over a thousand woman. I also can easily drink 50 beers in one night without getting drunk.
