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what is the simplest, cheapest, most natural recipes you are aware of?

I don't like mushrooms, they're poisonous. I don't think eating mushrooms is a recipe either. You must have at least 2 ingredients.

I recommend cock and rice.
 
cock is healthy. High vitamin b3. You could add carrots and something spicy. mushrooms have high heavy metals. I prefer fungi that don't fruit.
 
My recipe has 3 ingredients, Mushrooms, Water & lemon Juice, hence a 'recipe'. You'll have to stir it with your own cock though.

btw, what are we meaning by 'Cock' ? I can think of a few options:
  1. A stop valve on a water or gas supply
  2. A male Chicken or other bird
  3. A colloquial Yorkshire term for a person, eg: "Ay-up me old cock" as a greeting not meant as rude
  4. Male genitalia
  5. An insult or swear word, eg: "You're a right Cock"
Have I missed any Cocks? Feel free to add your own cock to this list of cocks.

Mushrooms are great btw, especially the edible ones.
 
My recipe has 3 ingredients, Mushrooms, Water & lemon Juice, hence a 'recipe'. You'll have to stir it with your own cock though.

btw, what are we meaning by 'Cock' ? I can think of a few options:
  1. A stop valve on a water or gas supply
  2. A male Chicken or other bird
  3. A colloquial Yorkshire term for a person, eg: "Ay-up me old cock" as a greeting not meant as rude
  4. Male genitalia
  5. An insult or swear word, eg: "You're a right Cock"
Have I missed any Cocks? Feel free to add your own cock to this list of cocks.

Mushrooms are great btw, especially the edible ones.
6. (verb) to raise or tilt upwards: "He cocked his hat as he went by".

7. a) -ed (adjective) tilted (see above); b) (usually followed by "up") to bungle (British colloquialism)

…+1 on edible mushrooms, also functional/medicinal ones, lion's mane and being both, to name but two.
I don't think eating mushrooms is a recipe either. You must have at least 2 ingredients.
I disagree. I've eaten fresh field mushrooms picked immediately after a rainstorm and cooked right there in the field next to where they were picked. The only ingredients were the mushrooms and a wok to cook them in - no butter or oil, no pepper, nothing else. This was among the top three most delicious mushroom dishes I've ever eaten - ceps, chanterelles and saffron milk caps being the other top contenders, at least from the ones I can remember in this exact moment.

But yeah, I cooked those beauties with a rainbow in the background and the ground steaming around me from the sunshine on the sodden ground - an exquisite moment :love:
 
I don't eat mushrooms that fruit. They are toxic and I don't want them near me. I cannot stand the smell.
Well, im probably yelling at the ocean waves at this point, buuuuuut........

I would like to point out that not all fruiting mushrooms are toxic/poisonous.
 
Well, im probably yelling at the ocean waves at this point, buuuuuut........

I would like to point out that not all fruiting mushrooms are toxic/poisonous.
I get the point, but there's a deeper explanation - Paul Stamets also refuses to eat Agaricus brunnescens on account of its agaritin content, that substance being mutagenic. Thorough cooking destroy the substance entirely - just don't stand too near the wan while you're doing it because of the hydrazine-rich vapours - or cook them outside ;)

I don't eat mushrooms that fruit. They are toxic and I don't want them near me. I cannot stand the smell.
You're going to have to back up a claim like that with some more evidence. I've given you the first bit for free.

It's relatable - my grandmother felt pretty mush much the exact same way about all fungal carpophores. Some people are just mycophobes.

I'd still like to see some evidence for the toxicity of all the other species recognised as being edible and even delicious, however.
 
"Mushrooms (Cantharellus cibarius and Amanita fulva) were blanched (parboiled) and pickled using different treatment conditions with the aim of carrying out the study into effect on removal of toxic mercury (Hg)"

 
The level of optimistic "Yes, and"ing going on in this thread is frankly impressive.

Y'all are a special breed and I love you guys.
 
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