Even simpler, just eat them freshSimply dry, powder and Lemon TEK them.

i did this once, and mushrooms started growing out of my tookuss. never again...Even simpler, just eat them fresh![]()
Most aren't.I don't like mushrooms, they're poisonous
Make a sandwich with them, then.I don't think eating mushrooms is a recipe either. You must have at least 2 ingredients.
Must it be cock, specifically?I recommend cock and rice.
6. (verb) to raise or tilt upwards: "He cocked his hat as he went by".My recipe has 3 ingredients, Mushrooms, Water & lemon Juice, hence a 'recipe'. You'll have to stir it with your own cock though.
btw, what are we meaning by 'Cock' ? I can think of a few options:
Have I missed any Cocks? Feel free to add your own cock to this list of cocks.
- A stop valve on a water or gas supply
- A male Chicken or other bird
- A colloquial Yorkshire term for a person, eg: "Ay-up me old cock" as a greeting not meant as rude
- Male genitalia
- An insult or swear word, eg: "You're a right Cock"
Mushrooms are great btw, especially the edible ones.
I disagree. I've eaten fresh field mushrooms picked immediately after a rainstorm and cooked right there in the field next to where they were picked. The only ingredients were the mushrooms and a wok to cook them in - no butter or oil, no pepper, nothing else. This was among the top three most delicious mushroom dishes I've ever eaten - ceps, chanterelles and saffron milk caps being the other top contenders, at least from the ones I can remember in this exact moment.I don't think eating mushrooms is a recipe either. You must have at least 2 ingredients.

Well, im probably yelling at the ocean waves at this point, buuuuuut........I don't eat mushrooms that fruit. They are toxic and I don't want them near me. I cannot stand the smell.
I get the point, but there's a deeper explanation - Paul Stamets also refuses to eat Agaricus brunnescens on account of its agaritin content, that substance being mutagenic. Thorough cooking destroy the substance entirely - just don't stand too near the wan while you're doing it because of the hydrazine-rich vapours - or cook them outsideWell, im probably yelling at the ocean waves at this point, buuuuuut........
I would like to point out that not all fruiting mushrooms are toxic/poisonous.

You're going to have to back up a claim like that with some more evidence. I've given you the first bit for free.I don't eat mushrooms that fruit. They are toxic and I don't want them near me. I cannot stand the smell.
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Yes sunflower head.Like a sunflower head? You can do that, whats it taste like?