When you get the message [game]

[Shaolin]

As a humorous spinoff of a more seriously intended thread, here are attempts of some chat chatters to expand Watts' metaphor into funny, lolWhut containing, situations.

When you get the message,

‹Shaolin› hang up the phone and start making telephones.
‹Snozz› hang up and plug in the autodialer
‹Shaolin› Put it on speaker.
‹Ringworm› when you get the message, blow up the phone company
‹wage.› Leave a voicemail.

DoYourOwn!

 

[Global]

When you get the message, wrap the old fashioned curly phone cord around your neck firmly. You are now one.

 

[3rdI]

when you get the message, smoalk moar just to make sure

 

[Macre]

When you get the message, take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.

Peace

Macre

 

[cyb]

When you get the message..hang up and call them back 'collect'...
Make the little buggers 'pay' this time...

 

[Guyomech]

When you get the message, take apart the phone to see where that little voice is coming from...

 

[Infundibulum]

when you get the massage...make sure it includes a "happy ending"

 

[universecannon]

when you get The Message, you haven't gotten the message

 

[AllIsDistraction]

When you get the message chop me some more wood, damnit! And where's that water you were supposed to be carrying back?!

 

[Macre]

When you get The Message, you're listening to Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five.

Peace

Macre

 

[Shadowman-x]

Infundibulum's got me good.

when you get the message, it will auto-destruct.

 

[Guyomech]

When you get the message, take your personal misinterpretation of it and start shouting it from rooftops.

 

[Jees]

When you get the message, you will self destroy in 15 seconds, 14, 13, 12, 11.....

 

[jamie]

whip it good.

 

[ntwhtyouknw]

When you get the message.... Please hang up and try your call again.

 

[hug46]

When you get the message, politely reply that at present you are not in a financial position to take advantage of their offer of double glazing , in spite of the generous subsidies offered by the state , and that perhaps they should call you back next year.

 

[camel]

When you get the message... shove it up your keester and sneak it across the border.

 

[cyb]

You have reached the offices of Acme Carpet Cleaners Inc...
Your message is important to us...
Please speak clearly after the *Carrier Wave Tone*...
zzzzzzZZZZZWeeeeEEEEkk k k blip...

 

[Ufostrahlen]

When you get the message, say thanks, hang up and order a dedicated line.

 

[Orion]

When you get the message, wait until you come down, forget most of what just transpired, and slowly work up the courage over a period of time to pick up the pipe and try and get the message again...