ok this one's going to be a doozy. I have written it up a few times, sadly accidentally deleting everything. I guess I was not ready to share upon it yet. It's been about 2 years, I think it's time! This trip was nothing like I have ever experienced, and I'll warn you now it gets pretty wild and mind bending.
after trying psilohuasca, I instantly recognized I wanted to go deep. Nature provided 55g of nice dry ovoid's for me to experiment with. What a lovely gift!
During this trip, I believe I consumed cacao, cannabis, and a few tabs of decent LSD at some point.
To start this trip off, I wanted to make sure I was properly rue'd up. I took about 6g worth of seeds. While I was waiting for this to kick in, I boiled my 10 ISH grams of ovoids I had a real inaccurate kitchen scale. I was very exited for what lie ahead. I really had no idea what I was in for, usually I only experience patterns, never entities on shrooms.
It was about half an hour later on an empty stomach, and I felt the rue dose well. I set up a small idol/ceremony area like a friend had advised me to do. This was vital for keeping me grounded during the experience. It was some personal items that I felt held some kind of significance for my journey, namely a wooden frog that came with a mallet you could move up and down it's ridged back, making a realistic frog sound. Some crystals...
I then imbibed the ovoid tea, it was very dark tea. We will call this t:0. I really could not keep track of time at all from this experience, with it lasting 24h my memory is slightly hazy once the trip wound down. But that's later, and this is the beginning! The actual trip is seared into my microtubules. In a good way!
PART 1: ANCIENT AZTEK DISCO SPIDER CEREMONY
Once it started to come on, it came on pretty fast. I ate some Cacao, and lied in bed, trying to adjust to this new sudden feeling of being launched somewhere, feeling G forces. I remember lying in bed, and then suddenly, without any warning, I felt myself begin to M E L T through my mattress. Literally melt. I left a me sized outline/cutout that I could see as I began to then melt through my bedroom floor. The sensation was very odd, like I was melting through liquid gelatin.
This continued, until I had gone through the downstairs floor, and then finally the basement. I remember the concrete being very cold, and once I started to reach dirt, light was seldom seen. I could not really see, but I always had a strange sense of where I was currently in the earth's crust. Suddenly, light erupted as I reached a subterranean, rainforest like cave. It had Aztec/Mayan ruins all over it. I noticed large friendly spiders milling about, like citizens.
I explored this area for awhile, until I sensed something was about to happen, due to what time of night it was. A large disco ball popped out of the cavern ceiling, illuminating the very large, high ceiling cavern. Think hundreds of feet tall and wide, tropical jungle cave. Red Lasers were then shone on this disco ball, and it signified the start to some kind of ceremony.
I F E L T the deep base of drums and a complex cacophony of music, yet heard no sound... The spiders were in a frenzied ceremony now, but I never felt in danger. Many were dancing to the beat. The red lasers sparkling off the disco ball turned the whole scene a deep blood red.
The ceremony had now started and was in full swing. The leader of ceremonies, was a beautiful South American woman, colored feathered headdress. The next thing I knew, a short pygmy had popped my head off painlessly and stuck it upon some kind kind of idol and or totem. He then jammed one large purple gem in each eye socket, and I could then see again.
I also had a flash of what would have happened if I had kept on relations with a very bad drug dealer part of that well known gang that starts with a C, and how if I had continued, I would have likely been killed. I was shown and viscerally felt him and his girlfriend cackling maniacally while severing my head from my body with a sharp piano wire. It was excruciating and was relieved when I came back and my head was then painlessly popped off by the pygmy.
The woman ceremony leader took her headdress off, and placed it on my decapitated head with gems for eyes, and my vision zoomed out to 3rd person, my head with the headdress and gems in it looked pretty metal... i was left with the eduring and ETERNAL message to always be kind and respect women, or that lady will come after me and delete me.
The ceremony went on, and as the time passed, the magic red few hour of the Aztec disco spiders ended. I think this was happening between 12am and 4am. I experienced that ceremony a few times, in total about 3. Every time ABIT different. I then began to melt through the earth again...
PART 2: THE LABORITORY
Melting deeper and deeper into the earth's melty gelatin like crust, I soon ended up in a different, and deeper lab like area. When I melted out of the floor, I was greeted with scientists who quickly blasted me with cold steam, instantly freezing me almost like with the carbonite and Han solo in star wars. I was then wheeled on a dolly to a back storage room, filled with many other frozen people.
Suddenly, the wall started crumbling, and we all started to tumble out of the building, still frozen, just clattering into each other onto a MASSIVE pile of other frozen people. There must have been 100,000 of them all stuck in this pile! It was strange, but I started to melt through the earth's crust yet again...
PART 3: TOBOGGAN AND RETURNING HOME (sort of)
I then ended up in another subterranean cave, still tropical, humid, and musty. There were purple crystals growing out of the ground, they were long beautiful needle like crystals, and we were harvesting them into the mine cart. And guess who was harvesting the ketamine crystals with me? None other than a very famous African American female politician. It was strange but I went with it, because I felt very high on ketamine.
After that scene was over, I began to melt UPWARDS instead of deeper into the earth's crust. We both popped out on the surface of the earth, a snowy landscape under the night sky. We were sliding along on a large 2 person toboggan over the snowy hills. Something very odd happened, and I noticed another toboggan approaching us to the left, going the opposite way. It was my biker gang uncle, but he had transformed into a furry large sloth creature, and was just kind of slowly and rhythmically pushing his sled up and down the hills. I watched him slide his toboggan onto a frozen lake, he stepped off, and then melted through the ice and into the earth, inviting me to come along with him. i declined.
I sensed we were getting close to my house again, and suddenly I was in bed again. I started to laugh so hard at the absurdity of the Aztec disco spiders and my experience, that I peed the bed. It was a ridiculous amount of pee, leaving a huge stain. I then felt myself begin to leave my body again, this time with a rising sensation. Before I was taken from my body again, I was shown some cool things though by none other than NICK SAND.
PART 4: NICK SAND AND THE RETURN OF THE CEREMONY PEOPLE, PLUS WEIRD GLASS GREEN ORBS
I was lying on my bed, trying to stay in my body. It was dark, but suddenly my phone's light lit up and started to show a projection on the ceiling, and I heard the words, let me show you some crystal structures. It played like a slideshow, black and white, showing different small pieces of crystallized chems under a microscope. He then took me from body, and walked me around this giant LSD reactor that looked like a nuclear reactor. He told me my body is like a reactor, having a reaction to whatever I put into my body. It was very cool.
So after this, I saw my jar of shrooms and decided to eat some more to prolong the experience. I have no idea how much I ate, but I think it was over a half Oz. I remember the large ball jar being half full at the start of the trip, and being empty when it was over. Around this time I also ate a few tabs of LSD. I remember entering a very meditative space when the lsd hit. I was joined and greeted by an entity with a triangle for a head, alittle chubby, and had a brown robe on. he was sitting in meditation, and welcomed me to the space. we were floating in a black void that seemed to have a solid floor we were sitting on. this space was then turned into a visual tunnel that passed by as we sat there, like fast moving clouds in the sky. The main pattern i saw was a deep golden Y pattern repeated.
-- |
- / \ Kind of like this but connected. it was golden, beautiful , gently pulsating and looked like 4d. without the - lines. i couldent get it to line up without them
I saw the group from the Aztec disco spider cave, it was nighttime and they in an about 20 person group slowly walking down my street towards my house carrying ceremonial torches and idols. I could see this because at this point, all my walls and floors in the house had turned totally transparent, and my vision was raised to the height of about the top of the house. They arrived at my house, and waited...for something... I remember my head being popped off again after the pygmy trundled up to my bedroom, and it was placed upon a totem pole again, this time green gems being placed in my eyes.
Suddenly I had a scene, of the empire state building in a tremendous downpour and lightning storm. There was an odd and very large green machine on top of it, spilling out very hot green glowing glass balls that tumbled far down and clattered to the ground.
I was given one of these balls, tasked with keeping it safe. Unfortunately, it was extremely radioactive and HOT! It landed on my head and instantly started to liquify my bones as it melted downwards through my spine, cooling off enough that as it entered my chest cavity it was cooled and no longer melting through me. I forget what else happened with the green orbs, but that was over pretty quickly.
I came down over the next few days, stupefied by what had just occurred to me. Though i only clearly remember the first 24h of the experience.
It took a long time to process that one!!!
HOLY PSILOHUASCA BATMAN
this trip report is dedicated to Pandora's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PANDORA I LOVE YOU!
after trying psilohuasca, I instantly recognized I wanted to go deep. Nature provided 55g of nice dry ovoid's for me to experiment with. What a lovely gift!
During this trip, I believe I consumed cacao, cannabis, and a few tabs of decent LSD at some point.
To start this trip off, I wanted to make sure I was properly rue'd up. I took about 6g worth of seeds. While I was waiting for this to kick in, I boiled my 10 ISH grams of ovoids I had a real inaccurate kitchen scale. I was very exited for what lie ahead. I really had no idea what I was in for, usually I only experience patterns, never entities on shrooms.
It was about half an hour later on an empty stomach, and I felt the rue dose well. I set up a small idol/ceremony area like a friend had advised me to do. This was vital for keeping me grounded during the experience. It was some personal items that I felt held some kind of significance for my journey, namely a wooden frog that came with a mallet you could move up and down it's ridged back, making a realistic frog sound. Some crystals...
I then imbibed the ovoid tea, it was very dark tea. We will call this t:0. I really could not keep track of time at all from this experience, with it lasting 24h my memory is slightly hazy once the trip wound down. But that's later, and this is the beginning! The actual trip is seared into my microtubules. In a good way!
PART 1: ANCIENT AZTEK DISCO SPIDER CEREMONY
Once it started to come on, it came on pretty fast. I ate some Cacao, and lied in bed, trying to adjust to this new sudden feeling of being launched somewhere, feeling G forces. I remember lying in bed, and then suddenly, without any warning, I felt myself begin to M E L T through my mattress. Literally melt. I left a me sized outline/cutout that I could see as I began to then melt through my bedroom floor. The sensation was very odd, like I was melting through liquid gelatin.
This continued, until I had gone through the downstairs floor, and then finally the basement. I remember the concrete being very cold, and once I started to reach dirt, light was seldom seen. I could not really see, but I always had a strange sense of where I was currently in the earth's crust. Suddenly, light erupted as I reached a subterranean, rainforest like cave. It had Aztec/Mayan ruins all over it. I noticed large friendly spiders milling about, like citizens.
I explored this area for awhile, until I sensed something was about to happen, due to what time of night it was. A large disco ball popped out of the cavern ceiling, illuminating the very large, high ceiling cavern. Think hundreds of feet tall and wide, tropical jungle cave. Red Lasers were then shone on this disco ball, and it signified the start to some kind of ceremony.
I F E L T the deep base of drums and a complex cacophony of music, yet heard no sound... The spiders were in a frenzied ceremony now, but I never felt in danger. Many were dancing to the beat. The red lasers sparkling off the disco ball turned the whole scene a deep blood red.
The ceremony had now started and was in full swing. The leader of ceremonies, was a beautiful South American woman, colored feathered headdress. The next thing I knew, a short pygmy had popped my head off painlessly and stuck it upon some kind kind of idol and or totem. He then jammed one large purple gem in each eye socket, and I could then see again.
I also had a flash of what would have happened if I had kept on relations with a very bad drug dealer part of that well known gang that starts with a C, and how if I had continued, I would have likely been killed. I was shown and viscerally felt him and his girlfriend cackling maniacally while severing my head from my body with a sharp piano wire. It was excruciating and was relieved when I came back and my head was then painlessly popped off by the pygmy.
The woman ceremony leader took her headdress off, and placed it on my decapitated head with gems for eyes, and my vision zoomed out to 3rd person, my head with the headdress and gems in it looked pretty metal... i was left with the eduring and ETERNAL message to always be kind and respect women, or that lady will come after me and delete me.
The ceremony went on, and as the time passed, the magic red few hour of the Aztec disco spiders ended. I think this was happening between 12am and 4am. I experienced that ceremony a few times, in total about 3. Every time ABIT different. I then began to melt through the earth again...
PART 2: THE LABORITORY
Melting deeper and deeper into the earth's melty gelatin like crust, I soon ended up in a different, and deeper lab like area. When I melted out of the floor, I was greeted with scientists who quickly blasted me with cold steam, instantly freezing me almost like with the carbonite and Han solo in star wars. I was then wheeled on a dolly to a back storage room, filled with many other frozen people.
Suddenly, the wall started crumbling, and we all started to tumble out of the building, still frozen, just clattering into each other onto a MASSIVE pile of other frozen people. There must have been 100,000 of them all stuck in this pile! It was strange, but I started to melt through the earth's crust yet again...
PART 3: TOBOGGAN AND RETURNING HOME (sort of)
I then ended up in another subterranean cave, still tropical, humid, and musty. There were purple crystals growing out of the ground, they were long beautiful needle like crystals, and we were harvesting them into the mine cart. And guess who was harvesting the ketamine crystals with me? None other than a very famous African American female politician. It was strange but I went with it, because I felt very high on ketamine.
After that scene was over, I began to melt UPWARDS instead of deeper into the earth's crust. We both popped out on the surface of the earth, a snowy landscape under the night sky. We were sliding along on a large 2 person toboggan over the snowy hills. Something very odd happened, and I noticed another toboggan approaching us to the left, going the opposite way. It was my biker gang uncle, but he had transformed into a furry large sloth creature, and was just kind of slowly and rhythmically pushing his sled up and down the hills. I watched him slide his toboggan onto a frozen lake, he stepped off, and then melted through the ice and into the earth, inviting me to come along with him. i declined.
I sensed we were getting close to my house again, and suddenly I was in bed again. I started to laugh so hard at the absurdity of the Aztec disco spiders and my experience, that I peed the bed. It was a ridiculous amount of pee, leaving a huge stain. I then felt myself begin to leave my body again, this time with a rising sensation. Before I was taken from my body again, I was shown some cool things though by none other than NICK SAND.
PART 4: NICK SAND AND THE RETURN OF THE CEREMONY PEOPLE, PLUS WEIRD GLASS GREEN ORBS
I was lying on my bed, trying to stay in my body. It was dark, but suddenly my phone's light lit up and started to show a projection on the ceiling, and I heard the words, let me show you some crystal structures. It played like a slideshow, black and white, showing different small pieces of crystallized chems under a microscope. He then took me from body, and walked me around this giant LSD reactor that looked like a nuclear reactor. He told me my body is like a reactor, having a reaction to whatever I put into my body. It was very cool.
So after this, I saw my jar of shrooms and decided to eat some more to prolong the experience. I have no idea how much I ate, but I think it was over a half Oz. I remember the large ball jar being half full at the start of the trip, and being empty when it was over. Around this time I also ate a few tabs of LSD. I remember entering a very meditative space when the lsd hit. I was joined and greeted by an entity with a triangle for a head, alittle chubby, and had a brown robe on. he was sitting in meditation, and welcomed me to the space. we were floating in a black void that seemed to have a solid floor we were sitting on. this space was then turned into a visual tunnel that passed by as we sat there, like fast moving clouds in the sky. The main pattern i saw was a deep golden Y pattern repeated.
-- |
- / \ Kind of like this but connected. it was golden, beautiful , gently pulsating and looked like 4d. without the - lines. i couldent get it to line up without them
I saw the group from the Aztec disco spider cave, it was nighttime and they in an about 20 person group slowly walking down my street towards my house carrying ceremonial torches and idols. I could see this because at this point, all my walls and floors in the house had turned totally transparent, and my vision was raised to the height of about the top of the house. They arrived at my house, and waited...for something... I remember my head being popped off again after the pygmy trundled up to my bedroom, and it was placed upon a totem pole again, this time green gems being placed in my eyes.
Suddenly I had a scene, of the empire state building in a tremendous downpour and lightning storm. There was an odd and very large green machine on top of it, spilling out very hot green glowing glass balls that tumbled far down and clattered to the ground.
I was given one of these balls, tasked with keeping it safe. Unfortunately, it was extremely radioactive and HOT! It landed on my head and instantly started to liquify my bones as it melted downwards through my spine, cooling off enough that as it entered my chest cavity it was cooled and no longer melting through me. I forget what else happened with the green orbs, but that was over pretty quickly.
I came down over the next few days, stupefied by what had just occurred to me. Though i only clearly remember the first 24h of the experience.
It took a long time to process that one!!!
HOLY PSILOHUASCA BATMAN
this trip report is dedicated to Pandora's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PANDORA I LOVE YOU!
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