So i've been going through great lengths over the past few years, to stay as far away as possible from anything with a pulse. Always making sure there wheren't by accident traces of raw bats or armadillo's in my food.
But now i've got it anyway.
Makes you wonder doesn't it. Dust in the wind and such.
So if you people don't hear from me again, i'm probably dead or the virus caused a mutation that is slowly turning me into a bat or an armadillo. Well that, or i've suddenly decided to join the jehova's witnesses or something, as god tends to work in mysterious ways.
God is a lot like the easterbunny in that sense.
Someone sneezed right into my face, and the next day he tested positive for covid. So i knew i had it when i started getting covid symptoms. I did a test anyway, but that was more because i was curious if these tests are actually any good.
Luckily it was positive, so if i'd die now, at least i can say i didn't waste money on fake covid tests.
But now i've got it anyway.
Makes you wonder doesn't it. Dust in the wind and such.
So if you people don't hear from me again, i'm probably dead or the virus caused a mutation that is slowly turning me into a bat or an armadillo. Well that, or i've suddenly decided to join the jehova's witnesses or something, as god tends to work in mysterious ways.
God is a lot like the easterbunny in that sense.
Someone sneezed right into my face, and the next day he tested positive for covid. So i knew i had it when i started getting covid symptoms. I did a test anyway, but that was more because i was curious if these tests are actually any good.
Luckily it was positive, so if i'd die now, at least i can say i didn't waste money on fake covid tests.
