The Bragging Thread

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Do you need to publicly proclaim and prove that you're much better than some other forum member? You're welcome to do it in this thread, as long as it stays within the Attitude guidelines (and preferably stays lighthearted).

New posts elsewhere that better fit this thread may be moved here by mods (the real reason for me making this thread).

 

[TransistorBass]

I’m better than everyone because my Mum says so xxx

 

[TheGreenPhantom]

Once upon a time in a music studio somewhere, during an acid trip Ringo Starr proclaimed, "I'm the greatest drummer in the world!" to which John quipped, "You're not even the best drummer in this band...."

 

[Nydex]

I'm better than being a dumbass than most functioning adults I know. You can't prove me wrong.

 

[Jamie01]

My dads penis is bigger than your dads.

 

[Nydex]

My dads penis is bigger than your dads.

The whole dad?!?! Or just the relevant part?

 

[Jamie01]

The whole dad, of course.

 

[LuxObscura]

Do you need to publicly proclaim and prove that you're much better than some other forum member? You're welcome to do it in this thread, as long as it stays within the Attitude guidelines (and preferably stays lighthearted).

New posts elsewhere that better fit this thread may be moved here by mods (the real reason for me making this thread).

Does that mean that any ego games and dick measurement comparison "communications" get moved here?

 

[Jamie01]

Yup move the dick fights here.

On Guard!

 

[LuxObscura]

en passant, that has been a good move.

 

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Does that mean that any ego games and dick measurement comparison "communications" get moved here?

Any could be excessive, but I intend to move the more overt ones that don't add anything else to their threads, yes.

 

[LuxObscura]

Any could be excessive, but I intend to move the more overt ones that don't add anything else to their threads, yes.

 

[ABe©eDarian]

Everyone who's an oddball usually also has a unique dangling pair.
They might not dangle the same earlier and/or later in life or with the exact same uniqueness.

Women dangle something else
even if it's odd.
Oh God.

My Mom's Maltese dog, born on Christmas and named Christmas, (Mom changed his name to Killer), only had one testicle that came down to the sack.
The other one stayed higher up.

 

[harmala_afficianado]

I'm better than myself

 

[Jamie01]

But are you an odd-ball?

 

[harmala_afficianado]

But are you an odd-ball?

Your asking me?

 

[Jamie01]

Odd ball or balanced bag?

 

[harmala_afficianado]

Balanced odd bag

 

[universecannon]

Actual footage of my dad and your dad
We are not the same

 

[rkba]

You all are figments of my imagination, for I am The Crea-Tor!

Therefore I, The Crea-Tor, hereby proclaim that the Walls of Time are now defunct for eternity. From now on I, and therefore you, are freed from the non-existing imaginary shackles of Time.

Uneven oddballs need to be balanced for proper dangling, therefore I, The Crea-Tor, will suspend gravity, during which you can not let that sink in, for gravity has been suspended in Time indefinitely.

Therefore we can only levitate within this thread, until we have ended this thread and untilled our within from our Being before the Now has arrived.

I have spoken within the Wheel of Time!