Mister_Niles said:jbark said:Mister_Niles said:So, I got my genie and I can't figure out how to use it. Mine also seems to look different than pictures I've seen posted here. Here's what I got:
I'm very confused.
I have one of those. Plug it in, stick your nose in the hole at the top and press the button. Inhale and say over and over "I want this. Everything is going to be OK. I AM LOVE".
I vape DMT, siphon diaper goo and grind my coffee with it. I am waiting for the attachment I ordered so that I can hook it up and use it as an emergency sump pump in the event of flash basement flooding.
People here are always complaining about its price, but i think they must just be unaware of its versatility.
In the summers, I read in a review online, you can use it as a grass seed dispenser.
Viva la Playtex GVG!!
JBArk the foul fool & fowel fuel & fellow fell & fallow fille-you'll
JBark, you made me laugh and want to hang out with you. I just didn't know how to reply. I thought maybe the zobie of Wm. Burroughs mated with Marcell Duchamps ghost, watched Tim and Eric Awesome Show while reading Gravitys Rainbow backwards and then made that post. I'm glad someone appreciated my silliness.
In other news! I got my GVG in the mail yesterday. Still waiting for my liquid pads. No stores around here have copper pads. I'm excited, but I can wait.
Another thing: I went to buy some Bestine. Wanted to buy a quart or two. The salesperson said: "Oh, We have this gallon on sale. It's the last one." Got a gallon for the price of a quart. Awesome.
I don't know what the Tim and Eric Awesome show is, but I'll assume it's funny and was meant as a compliment .
I will be getting a real GVG soon. The vapour from my Playtex one is starting to ever slightly take on the fumes of coffee, drain water, lawn and, of course, baby excrement. There are some things, come the time, that a man should not tolerate.
:shock:
JBArk