I dreamt last night I was in the land of shadows...
As I wandered forth, headstrong and heedless, suddenly the fog lifted and I found myself dancing the aisles of BB&Beyond, gift card in hand, collecting all matter of necessary materials to perform food-safe extractions of spiritual alkaloids (perhaps such as the teks pioneered by 69ron).
I remember that in this dream, I was obsessed with finding a "french coffee press," which to me in my dreamlike state had become the Holy Grail. And then suddenly--I SAW IT!
I ran laughing gaily through the home-decor and bedroom section, dancing and skipping and whistling a merry tune, with the surety that the world was now my oyster. I slowed as I approached the kitchen and bake-ware display, my long search finally over. My eyes widened as they caught sight of the price tag, only $10, what wondrous luck!
I snatched up the box, as if it would disappear, or dissolve into dust in my very hands--but I tell you, it was as tangible as you or I my friends...but then my eyes saw the tiny printed words: "unbreakable polycarbonate plastic."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
I awoke shaking and dripping with sweat, the last sounds of my own scream still echoing in my ears, the burning question at my trembling lips:
"Will d-limonene dissolve polycarbonate plastic?!"
As I wandered forth, headstrong and heedless, suddenly the fog lifted and I found myself dancing the aisles of BB&Beyond, gift card in hand, collecting all matter of necessary materials to perform food-safe extractions of spiritual alkaloids (perhaps such as the teks pioneered by 69ron).
I remember that in this dream, I was obsessed with finding a "french coffee press," which to me in my dreamlike state had become the Holy Grail. And then suddenly--I SAW IT!
I ran laughing gaily through the home-decor and bedroom section, dancing and skipping and whistling a merry tune, with the surety that the world was now my oyster. I slowed as I approached the kitchen and bake-ware display, my long search finally over. My eyes widened as they caught sight of the price tag, only $10, what wondrous luck!
I snatched up the box, as if it would disappear, or dissolve into dust in my very hands--but I tell you, it was as tangible as you or I my friends...but then my eyes saw the tiny printed words: "unbreakable polycarbonate plastic."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
I awoke shaking and dripping with sweat, the last sounds of my own scream still echoing in my ears, the burning question at my trembling lips:
"Will d-limonene dissolve polycarbonate plastic?!"
