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Hey B,

my lungs are quite sensitive and I struggle to get enough in to blast off. Few tricks I use, very simple, you probably even do it yourself:
Cold water in a bong with ice cubes or even better crushed ice.
Before the first hit, hold the smoke inside the bong a bit (usualy about 10 seconds) to really cool down, as I find first hit is always strongest.
While taking hit, feel the harshness of smoke and if it gets too dense, mix it with air.

and practice a lot
happy journeys

(IDK)
Well, you're smoking it, so it is going to be smokey! The density of the smoke is going to be relative to how quickly you burn the material. For me, I smoke Changa very slowwly, fanning the flame just above the bowl, this tends to get some vapors going before the actual combustion takes place, so it usually gets denser as the hit progresses. Burn it too quickly, and you are going to pyrolyze some of your precious dose, burn too slowly and you may not be able to get the full dose before the bong turns into some bizarre machine that you have no clue how to use!:lol: lol
 
05:23:02 ‹dormiens vigila›i had some trippy dream this morning when i kept waking up then falling back to sleep
05:23:18 ‹dormiens vigila›i could like sense the different deposits of metals in the earth at different locations
05:23:32 ‹dormiens vigila›it was like crust consciousness
 
20:46:37 ‹dreamer042›you know who I really like
20:46:40 ‹dreamer042›old testament god
20:47:03 ‹dreamer042›he's petty, jealous, insecure, smites people on a whim, and likes to watch you masturbate
20:47:17 ‹dreamer042›now that's a god who's image we are made in if I ever found one
 
04:43:57 ‹Oxy›oral harmalas + smoalked dmt
04:43:59 ‹Oxy›= ftw
04:44:02 ‹dreamer042›that's what's nice about the changa you can just keep topping it up all night
04:44:04 ‹Oxy›^that is just mathematical fact
04:44:12 ‹dreamer042›^
04:44:14 ‹dreamer042›agreed
04:44:16 ‹dreamer042›taht is the win
04:44:20 ‹dreamer042›but I'm not dancing on that combo
04:44:28 ‹dreamer042›oral harmalas put me down
04:44:29 ‹Orion›that is the win ?
04:44:33Creek left the room (Timeout)
04:44:37 ‹Oxy›it is for the win
04:44:38 ‹Oxy›of the win
04:44:42 ‹Oxy›it is not just the win
04:44:47 ‹Orion›what like.. THE win ?
04:44:54 ‹Orion›the actual win ?
04:44:58 ‹Oxy›the quintessential force of win
04:45:00 ‹dreamer042›oral harmalas and smoked changa takes the egg
04:45:01 ‹Oxy›it is for it
04:45:04 ‹dreamer042›know what I'm sayn
04:45:06 ‹universecannon›just need to keep he oral dose low enough is all
04:45:13 ‹universecannon›if your going to dance your pant off
04:45:14 ‹Oxy›idk dreamer
04:45:14 ‹universecannon›pants
04:45:17 ‹Oxy›its not butter on bacon
04:45:18 ‹Oxy›is it?
04:45:27 ‹Orion›you mean like the CORE ESSENCE of win ?
04:45:33 ‹dreamer042›it's butter on bacon wrapped sausage
04:45:42 ‹Orion›the very FIBRE
04:45:45 ‹Orion›of win
04:45:51 ‹Oxy›win isn't a fiber
04:45:52 ‹dreamer042›that's what I'm sayn!
04:45:53 ‹Oxy›its a particle
04:45:54 ‹Orion›the KNIT
04:45:58 ‹Oxy›well
04:46:04 ‹Oxy›its a probability wave
04:46:09 ‹Oxy›until you collapse its wave function
04:46:11 ‹Oxy›then its a particle
04:46:23 ‹Oxy›which was proven in the double-win experiment
04:46:23Catabinoid left the room (Timeout)
04:46:27 ‹Oxy›also known as a win-win
04:46:35 ‹Orion›:lol:
 
00:49:52 ‹Amaradus›there are other rooms?
00:50:08 ‹sØrce›itd be odd to have one room called "welcome area"
00:50:19 ‹Amaradus›oh
00:50:21 ‹Prana2020›yer
00:50:43 ‹sØrce›you have to defeat the first hyperspace boss to get past the welcome area.
00:51:01 ‹Amaradus›shit i better get on that
00:51:11 ‹sØrce›yah
00:51:20 ‹Prana2020›hyperspace invaders
00:51:26 ‹sØrce›lolol
 
‹Orion›i'm going to be giving a talk on smoalking moar
‹Orion›it's very short
‹dreamer042›don't worry I'll have plenty of follow up questions
‹Cognitive Heart›aha, nice
‹Cognitive Heart›prepaaration
‹endlessness›5-10min with a 30min afterglow kinda talk?
‹Cognitive Heart›hehe
‹endlessness›:D
‹dreamer042›:-}
‹Orion›i see you've read my slides
‹Cognitive Heart›me thinks yes
‹Valura›also the 2h afterparty
‹Cognitive Heart›dreamer042 thanks dreamer, very much do want to attend
‹Snozz›lol
‹endlessness›I`d include some spiraling 8-bit sounds in the talk if I were you :D
‹Valura›I can program some fractal generators
‹dreamer042›so mr. orio, what exactly is the superior spicecraft? would you say a bonga is required for the changa? when smoalking moar how important is it to puff tuff?
 
‹universecannon›cows can barely stand on 4 legs lol


‹universecannon›they're probably on complex galaxy of grass tryptamines and beta carbolines

‹universecannon›that's why they're so easy to tip over

‹universecannon›just nonstop tripping balls 24/7 for the cows
‹universecannon›"moo" is actually just an icaro
 
21:27:34 ‹ouro›asian pears are good too
21:27:41 ‹ouro›very sweet and juicy and crisp
21:27:52Pandora left the room (Timeout)
21:28:01 ‹tђє ฬђเtє гค๒๒เt›yes i like asian pears
21:28:02Miksiton left the room (Timeout)
21:29:25 ‹TreehouseChemist›i like my asian lab partner <3
21:29:31 ‹tђє ฬђเtє гค๒๒เt›LOL
21:29:33 ‹tђє ฬђเtє гค๒๒เt›nice
 
18:25:43 ‹darklordsson›good joke for our buddy kikker
18:25:56 ‹Macre›kikker did you find that funny?
18:25:56 ‹Kikker›:)
18:26:02 ‹Macre›i knew you would
18:26:34 ‹Macre›:D
18:26:48 ‹darklordsson›lol
18:27:10 ‹darklordsson›kikker should i have another cup of coffee?
18:27:10 ‹Kikker›Yes
18:27:24 ‹darklordsson›ok
18:27:56 ‹Macre›kikker should i have a cup of ayahuasca?
18:27:56 ‹Kikker›Yes
18:28:10 ‹Macre›kikker should i take some LSD?
18:28:10 ‹Kikker›Yes
18:28:12 ‹dreamer042›frog is on point today
18:28:27 ‹Macre›kikker do you want some acid?
18:28:27 ‹Kikker›:)
18:28:54 ‹Macre›kikker do you want the acid and i'll have the aya?
18:28:54 ‹Kikker›:)
18:29:01 ‹Macre›its a deal
18:29:21 ‹dreamer042›kikker what do you need to go with your acid?
18:29:21 ‹Kikker›(marijuana leaf)
18:29:24 ‹dreamer042›that's right!
 
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