Funny chat quotes

[the white rabbit]

18:36:26 ‹HippingTrippY›there are no absolutes

18:36:54 ‹ouro›thats quite an absolute thing to say

 

[HippingTrippY]

O overdose on Irony

 

[TreehouseChemist]

07:08:18 ‹SalviaDroid›"Take the third toke, or else you're just a little bitch." -Terence Mckenna

 

[Mickey_Mouse_33]

18:59:28 ‹Auge›youre not a real hippie if there is not a functioning eco system in your hair

 

[○]

09:27:50 ‹migmag›My grandpa was a fish seller
09:27:57 ‹migmag›popular in the area )
09:28:41 ‹migmag›my dad is so crazy about fish :d
09:28:53 ‹migmag›my mom always fight with him when he back with lots of fishes
09:29:09 ‹migmag›and his excuse it, they were fresh and alive in the market
09:29:10 ‹migmag›so i took

 

[AcaciaConfusedYah]

00:34:24 ‹magic9›hot blond just walked by my window
00:34:26 ‹Orion›so someone breed that plz
00:34:40 ‹Rue›chase her down

 

[Valura]

01:22:47 ‹dreamer042›nexians are truly a special breed
01:23:17 ‹infinitynlove›^^^
01:24:23 ‹sauSage›i thought we were inbred
01:24:46ouro farts
01:25:07sauSage sniffs it like a fine wine
01:25:10 ‹dreamer042›buncha crazy hippies that smoke brain chemicals and talk to hyperdimensional elves

 

[D.REYx420]

 

[Pandora]

23:09:43 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›Let's create a new sect that targets the Jedi and the Sith
23:10:07 ‹Thatsthewayitis›jedith
23:10:19 ‹Thatsthewayitis›take the best frim,both worlds
23:10:23 ‹Pandora›heh
23:11:32 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›maybe we just take the first part of JEdi+Sith+US = JESUS
23:11:36 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›hahahaha
23:11:36quetzalcoatl42 left the room (Timeout)
23:11:51 ‹Thatsthewayitis›no
23:11:57 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›o. i crack myself up
23:11:58endlessness joined the room
23:12:06 ‹Thatsthewayitis›we are talking about real things here
23:12:10 ‹Thatsthewayitis›not made up stuff

 

[D.REYx420]

That was a good one

 

[Cosmic Spore]

18:55:37 ‹Gingerstones›Thanks, when will my picture not be a sapling??? N what's the little exploding head with numbers under it mean????
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19:03:01 ‹Gingerstones›what's the guy in the corner with numbers under him???
19:03:38 ‹Import›only one way to find out
19:03:48 ‹Import›:-}
19:03:53Gingerstones left the room (Strike The Lightning!)
19:03:58 ‹tatt›
19:04:03 ‹Import›
19:04:03 ‹Cosmic Spore›lol
19:04:53Gingerstones joined the room
19:05:10 ‹sirylj›:lol:
19:05:28 ‹Gingerstones›What happened???? It went blank, is this a newbie joke???

:lol:

 

[adam]

04:55:02 ‹DMTheory›Most people already have jars of poo in their basement

:?:

 

[Parshvik Chintan]

02:09:06 ‹Cypheriax›I get pooping in a jar and then sanitizing a jar.
02:09:09 ‹Cypheriax›That's fine.
02:09:19 ‹Cypheriax›But only a f*cking psychopath would try to clean poop.

 

[RAM]

Wait what, you guys discussed this further?! :lol:

 

[Praxis.]

06:23:50 ‹spractral›and all of a sudden i started sweating and had to lie down
06:24:07 ‹tatt›poo tryin to make a break for it
06:24:12 ‹VTSeeker48›lmao
06:24:31 ‹spractral›i didnt know it was the crap at first, but i ended up doubled over in pain and once it finally came out it exploded, like a giant train
06:24:46 ‹tatt›
06:24:51 ‹spractral›awesome times

8)

 

[D.REYx420]

Solid

 

[cubeananda]

Every so often the stars align...

 

[universecannon]

06:04:29 ‹QuizBot›[Quiz of the Evening] Is Salvia divinorum: a) Lizards b) Frogs c) Goats d) Candles that are people e) Your ceiling that is your brain f) you're a ceiling with a brain g) yer sealin wit da braiiing h) yer sealin wit da braiing i) yer sealin wit da braiing j) yer sealin wit da braiing k) you should have called your father back today

 

[Orion]

That's hilarious uni :d

 

[dreamer042]

06:29:27 ‹RhythmSpring›when i take ayahuasca my burps smell like dead things