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universecannon said:
06:04:29 ‹QuizBot›[Quiz of the Evening] Is Salvia divinorum: a) Lizards b) Frogs c) Goats d) Candles that are people e) Your ceiling that is your brain f) you're a ceiling with a brain g) yer sealin wit da braiiing h) yer sealin wit da braiing i) yer sealin wit da braiing j) yer sealin wit da braiing k) you should have called your father back today
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LMAO

Thats perfect

/me applauds
 
00:07:24 ‹Orion›avoid round numbers to let the magic in...
00:07:30ouro left the room (Timeout)
00:07:33 ‹Orion›i dont know what i even mean by that...
00:07:43 ‹Orion›but... i've seen it
00:07:45 ‹RhythmSpring›define a round number
00:07:51 ‹Horuscope›0
 
23:27:25 ‹Operculum›i accidentally sat on my N64 controller once after i took a shower, but that was as close as i got to anal
23:27:44 ‹Operculum›i even had the rumble pack in it
 
06:03:05 ‹Mustelid›I once described LSD thus. "So you and your friend are fryin on LSD, and you get really thirsty but are having a hard time gettin up on account of the chair all meltin on you and such, so you ask your buddy, "Hey, could you pass me that glass of water." But what comes out of your mouth is, "If you wish to contact Jordache, press G on your nebulizer." Funny thing is he passes you the water anyway.
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03:03:04 ‹Snozz›well pu RS
03:03:08 ‹Snozz›put
03:03:15 ‹Snozz›im not rtying to be ah radass in that thread

03:23:57 ‹Snozz›im sorry
03:24:04 ‹Snozz›relly sott
03:24:18 ‹Snozz›<3

03:25:55 ‹Snozz›just like wtd
03:25:58 ‹Snozz›wtf

03:27:47 ‹RhythmSpring again›Snozz you might want to take keyboard lessons
03:28:02 ‹Snozz›lol rs
03:28:04 ‹Snozz›watchouy

03:28:24 ‹Snozz›imma wra[ ,yself in silliness just tyo come afyet you if you keep it up
03:28:26 ‹Snozz›:p
03:28:52RhythmSpring again is deeply afyeted
03:29:00 ‹Snozz›LOL
03:29:11 ‹Snozz›deserved that one

03:31:59 ‹Snozz›bonnga teh changa
03:32:05 ‹Snozz›ok why not

03:36:14 ‹Snozz›gnomus knpws

03:36:25 ‹Snozz›i dunno wtd it did

03:37:01 ‹Snozz›how are we not stidying his?
03:37:02 ‹Snozz›this
03:37:18 ‹Snozz›hello

03:37:32 ‹Snozz›this is why i used to do thi everyday
03:37:33 ‹Snozz›lol
03:37:40 ‹Snozz›yea e8
03:37:48 ‹universecannon›^_______^
03:37:49 ‹Snozz›jfc
03:37:58 ‹Snozz›uc <3

03:42:55 ‹Snozz›everyome
03:43:06 ‹Snozz›cjamga [arty
03:43:07 ‹universecannon›what am i watching
03:43:12 ‹Tatt›snozz
03:43:16 ‹Tatt›deep?
03:43:18 ‹Snozz›snoooalk
03:43:22 ‹Snozz›not deepest

03:43:43 ‹Snozz›but gppd
03:43:52 ‹Just.Ask.The.Axis›gnom, go fur it
03:43:57 ‹e8›dont snorkel, scuba
03:43:57 ‹Snozz›i was deffp in wtf ;and

03:46:25 ‹Snozz›uea uc
03:46:28 ‹Snozz›thats upsettinf me
03:46:32 ‹Snozz›gonna tell travman
03:46:35 ‹Snozz›eyyo
03:46:37 ‹Tatt›:D
03:46:42 ‹proto-pax›?
03:46:42 ‹Snozz›gibr ud vjsms
03:46:48 ‹Just.Ask.The.Axis›too the left....werd
03:46:49 ‹Tatt›jajajaja
03:46:49 ‹Snozz›givr ud vhsnvr
03:46:52 ‹Snozz›FS<<TY
03:47:00 ‹Snozz›goddammit
03:47:02 ‹Snozz›give us changa
03:47:05 ‹Snozz›!!!!
03:47:10 ‹Snozz›lol
03:47:10 ‹universecannon›LOL
03:47:13 ‹gnomus›nooow dip baby! dip baby!
03:47:13 ‹Tatt›it's in the box
03:47:16 ‹Tatt›ot the left
03:47:18 ‹Tatt›to
03:47:19 ‹Just.Ask.The.Axis›hehe
03:47:19 ‹proto-pax›snozz whats up
03:47:20 ‹universecannon›givr ud vhsnvr trav!


03:51:22 ‹Snozz›look man
03:51:30 ‹Snozz›i turned off the lifhts to smoalk
03:51:41 ‹Snozz›i cant see the keyvpad
03:51:48 ‹Snozz›stocl woth ot or dpmt
03:51:55 ‹Snozz›o camt dea;
03:51:59 ‹Snozz›|9

03:52:23 ‹Snozz›no i, nack
03:52:29 ‹Snozz›LOL
03:52:33 ‹Snozz›macl
03:52:38 ‹Snozz›bacl dammit
03:52:44 ‹Snozz›lol it passed me asheep
03:52:48 ‹Snozz›since when bacn
03:52:54 ‹Snozz›noooooo
03:52:57 ‹Snozz›,ale ots top
03:53:01 ‹Snozz›l;ol

03:56:04 ‹Snozz›yall killed me
03:56:06 ‹Snozz›im ded
 
13:49:47 ‹Global›4 guys on LSD walk into a chatroom. The bartender says, "do you have the time?" The first one agrees he does have the time. The second one looks at his watch, but cannot discern the time. The third one assumes that the time is in the second one's watch. The fourth one doesn't acknowledge the concept of time

And that is how today became LSDay it seems.


Kind regards,

The Traveler
 
16:04:11 ‹Anahata›man
16:04:12 ‹Anahata›here
16:04:15 ‹Anahata›the man of this house
16:04:18 ‹Anahata›is crazy
16:04:19 ‹Anahata›ahahaha
16:04:26 ‹Anahata›i was cleaning some clothes in the garden
16:04:33 ‹Anahata›with common soap full of toxics
16:04:42DansMaTete left the room (Timeout)
16:04:49 ‹Anahata›and I asked him advice not to throw it to the plants
16:04:57 ‹Anahata›and he said he is giving soap to each plant
16:04:59 ‹Anahata›and they are amazing
16:05:03 ‹Anahata›ahahaha i cannot understand
 
This was the article I was referencing....
stuppid.com

Couple Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets To Heaven”

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling &qout;golden tickets to heaven&qout; to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved...
stuppid.com stuppid.com

It's just too damn funny to not read it.
 
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