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00:21:20 ‹Horuscope›smoalk DMT
00:21:23 ‹Horuscope›gais
00:21:28 ‹Horuscope›smoalk it!
00:21:32 ‹Horuscope›NOW
00:21:46 ‹Horuscope›SMOALK WHAT WE ARE SMOALKING SMOALK IT NOW!
00:23:16 ‹Horuscope›The dmt gods want to eat your soul, every new soul i sign up I get more point on my DMT rewards card! if you get enough points you can swap them out for a brand new HYPER-IPHONE
 
01:33:26 ‹finding0›what would you do if everytime you walked people in another galxie that create cheese died and went to a dimension where they create water buffalo
 
01:38:04 ‹spacexplorer›If one day your loved one had taken everything you own even the clothes off your back and ran off to an island to cheat on you emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and physically, what would you do?
01:38:20 ‹finding0›walk around naked I guess
 
19:25:44 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›i mean, if trav could pull stats of who has asked kikker the most "should" questions, i am pretty sure i would be one of the higher ranking memebers in that department
19:25:53 ‹anima23›XD
19:26:02 ‹The Traveler›Hahaha.
19:26:15 ‹Continuum›kikker should acy give you a break?
19:26:15 ‹Kikker›No
19:26:20 ‹anima23›you're giving trav ideas
19:26:23 ‹Continuum›see, he will miss you
19:26:28 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›i know!
19:26:44 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›that's why he tried to deter me from taking this job that could really help
19:27:20 ‹The Traveler›dreamer0422595
19:27:25 ‹The Traveler›dreamer042 2595
19:27:33 ‹The Traveler›AcaciaConfusedYah 2126
19:27:35 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›LOL
19:27:36 ‹The Traveler›So you are second.
19:27:41 ‹The Traveler›;)
 
03:19:44 ‹RhythmSpring›SHHHHH we're meditating
03:19:53 ‹RhythmSpring›:K
03:20:06 ‹Calm yumi›sorry
03:20:09 RhythmSpring flagellates in your general direction
 
04:35:27 ‹dreamer042›I hope I took enough, I'm not sure I took enough, OMG I took too much, I'm never doing this ever again, wow that awesome, why didn't I take moar?
04:35:35 ‹dreamer042›the process of a psychedelic experience
04:35:47 ‹dreamer042›that was*
04:35:48spacexplorer left the room (Timeout)
04:36:26 ‹Pandora›LOL
04:36:33 ‹skiddledyback›"Oh my gawd.....what if the black sedans pull up front of my house....it could happen...it could happen.....should I flush everything?
04:36:34 ‹Pandora›More than a little truth there :D
04:37:10 ‹Pandora›:lol:
04:37:23 ‹dreamer042›psh flush it
04:37:31 ‹dreamer042›I've always been of the eat it sect
04:38:36 ‹dreamer042›:p
04:39:17 ‹skiddledyback›I had to make a deal with myself after that time I flushed all the cactus resin. Come down, THEN make decision to flush.
04:39:20spacexplorer joined the room
04:39:24 ‹Pandora›Wow it DOES taste like snozzleberries!
04:39:39 ‹dreamer042›flush cactus resin!! :-/
04:39:47dreamer042 dies a little inside
04:39:53 ‹ʲᵃʸ›haha oh noes. instant regret to flush
04:40:11 ‹Pandora›Nemo says Yeah don't flush unless they are kicking the freakin door down.
04:40:22dreamer042 beings composing eulogy for the lost mescalines in a somber tone
04:40:43 ‹skiddledyback›Tell me about it. And I spent all that time plucking, peeling, freezing,thawing, simmering, evapping...
04:40:49 ‹ʲᵃʸ›Made some changa last night - drying at the moment
04:40:51Pandora plans a memorial service
04:40:52 ‹ʲᵃʸ›looking forward to it
04:41:23 ‹Pandora›Nemo says from back in his EARLY days, your mescalines are off somewhere with his 4 grams of acid
04:41:24 ‹Pandora›:lol:
04:41:25 ‹dreamer042›at least there is new changa in the world to fill the gap of the lost mescaline
04:41:32 ‹dreamer042›ashes to ashes dust to dust
04:41:47 ‹skiddledyback›Pandora :D
04:42:09 ‹skiddledyback›Pandora Oh mane. Now I died a little inside. O_O
04:42:12dreamer042 begins pondering if flushing himself down the potty will take him to a world of lost drugs
 
06:01:29 ‹Lizz›Is mxe in cough syrup?
06:02:12 ‹Recoom›lizzz thats DMX
06:02:19 ‹Recoom›x gunna give to ya
06:02:22 ‹Snozz›X GON GIV IT TO YA
06:02:24 ‹Recoom›he gunna give to ya
06:02:27 ‹Snozz›ll sync
06:02:27 ‹Recoom›stop
06:02:29 ‹Recoom›drop
06:02:31 ‹Recoom›roolll
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17:25:28 ‹Curb›my faith in humanity was crushed when i turned 18 and came to the realisation that no matter how hard i try i wont change anything unless its promoted by people already in thier false power position
17:25:29 ‹dreamer042›lol I always just think of the south park episode and the floppy weiners song
 
13:44:44 ‹ElusiveGlitch›trimmed back this plant a few days ago, it's sending out 4 new shoots lmao
13:44:55 ‹ElusiveGlitch›this thing is gonna take over my living room
13:46:46 ‹ElusiveGlitch›got more plants coming over here today too
13:47:01 ‹ElusiveGlitch›it's funny how smoking DMT leads to all these plants everywhere
 
Kikker does not nor has ever liked me 😁

23:18:48 ‹alkan0id›anyway id best sleep
23:18:50 ‹alkan0id›kikker should i?
23:18:50 ‹Kikker›No
23:18:56 ‹jiva›haha
23:18:58 ‹alkan0id›kikker should i do it anyway?
23:18:58 ‹Kikker›No
23:19:02 ‹Lizz›Lol
23:19:04 ‹Yumi›that's right !
23:19:05 ‹alkan0id›kikker should i just ignore you?
23:19:05 ‹Kikker›No
23:19:10 ‹Yumi›HAH!
23:19:12 ‹Lizz›He doesnt want you to go
23:19:18 ‹alkan0id›kikker should i seek mental health advice?
23:19:18 ‹Kikker›No
23:19:30 ‹alkan0id›kikker should i live in hope that one day you will say yes to me?
23:19:30 ‹Kikker›Yes
23:19:48 ‹alkan0id›well thats good
23:19:50 ‹Yumi›kikker should I commit suicide ?
23:19:50 ‹Kikker›Yes
23:19:56 ‹Yumi›ok
23:19:57 ‹alkan0id›night night
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Once upon a weary fortnight, when the thresh hold whispered ripe, this happened...


05:39:30 ‹DeDao›kikker dice 6 6
05:39:30 ‹Kikker›[1] 5 ௵ [2] 4 ௵ [3] 2 ௵ [4] 1 ௵ [5] 3 ௵ [6] 4
05:39:44 ‹jaahblesss›woah tripppy
05:39:50DeDao deciphers the numbers
05:39:54DeDao contemplates
05:39:56 ‹DeDao›mhmmmm
05:40:01 ‹DeDao›AH yes!
05:40:06 ‹DeDao›Kikker should we ?
05:40:06 ‹Kikker›Yes
05:40:12 ‹DeDao›Indeed, this is bad trouble folks.
05:40:23 ‹jaahblesss›kikker should i go find a bomb shelter
05:40:23 ‹Kikker›Yes
05:40:31 ‹DeDao›that'll do
05:40:31 ‹jaahblesss›oh
05:40:39 ‹DeDao›ill just say this cube
05:40:41 ‹DeDao›zombies.
05:40:46DeDao looks over slowly
05:40:47 ‹Pandora›LOL
05:40:52 ‹Pandora›cat zombies
05:40:54 ‹jaahblesss›kikker should i find some guns
05:40:54 ‹Kikker›Yes
05:40:57 ‹DeDao›I like it
05:41:04 ‹jaahblesss›this is ominous
05:41:07 ‹DeDao›kikker should you not say yes?
05:41:07 ‹Kikker›Yes
05:41:09 ‹DeDao›woah
05:41:14 ‹jaahblesss›i dont want to shoot cute zombies
05:41:17 ‹DeDao›kikker should maybe yes say no?
05:41:17 ‹Kikker›Yes
05:41:24 ‹DeDao›how much yes'?!
05:41:37 ‹jaahblesss›all teh yes
05:41:41 ‹DeDao›LOL
05:41:45 ‹DeDao›kikker should you say no?
05:41:45 ‹Kikker›Yes
05:41:46 ‹DeDao›LOL
05:41:55 ‹DeDao›and for one milllllllion dollars
05:42:03 ‹DeDao›cube, ask
05:42:05jaahblesss crosses fingaz
05:42:06 ‹DeDao›:)
05:42:08 ‹Loco Habanero›hi dao
05:42:09DeDao steps back
05:42:15 ‹jaahblesss›kikker should ....!?
05:42:15 ‹Kikker›Maybe
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We do not speak of these things...
 
15:07:16 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›when they hunch down like that, if you just grab em and shake em a bit, they think they just bred, and will start laying
15:07:44 ‹ThousandMileStare›lol, now im picturing you shaking chickens acy
15:07:50 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›lol
15:07:51 ‹ThousandMileStare›its an odd thought
15:08:12 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›not like shake shake, just like kinda shake their back end
15:08:24 ‹alkan0id›agitate the eggs out?
15:08:25 ‹ThousandMileStare›xD
15:08:35 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›it stimulates egg production
15:08:41 ‹ThousandMileStare›shaking their back end now
15:08:42 ‹alkan0id›put the on top of a washing machine
15:08:45 ‹ThousandMileStare›geeze
 
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