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CHAT said:
‹Toadisattva›lol
06:46:11 ‹Toadisattva›gotta love cats

06:46:18 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›she wont eat her puke, she tried to cover it....

06:46:22 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›on the cement floor

06:46:31 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›(we have acid stained cement floor)

06:46:31 ‹The Grateful One›*Waaay off topic* :D Soooo, MooshyPeaches has an icon that says he/she is dead...? So does that mean that we can talk to dead people in the Nexus chat? ;)

06:46:36 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›easy to clean

06:47:05 ‹ouraum›snozz told me he was dead in chat

06:47:05 ‹Toadisattva›yes but only if they've smoalked dmt before, they have be part of the hypermatrix

06:47:09 ‹ouraum›but i just kept talking to him

06:47:28 ‹ouraum›i suspect he wasnt being entirely truthful with me

06:47:33 ‹The Grateful One›ahhh, I see

06:47:36 ‹The Grateful One›well he was dead

06:47:37 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›i've been dead in chat before

06:47:40 ‹The Grateful One›so how could he?

06:47:52 ‹The Grateful One›be truthful that is

06:47:56 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›and the chat has been dead before, too

06:47:56 ‹The Grateful One›>(

06:48:30 ‹Muskogee Herbman›lol

06:48:37 ‹The Grateful One›Stellar...absolutely stellar

06:48:40 ‹Muskogee Herbman›"you're dead, you're all dead!!"

06:48:44 ‹Muskogee Herbman›oh good.... he thinks were ghosts

06:48:56 ‹The Grateful One›mission accomplished

06:48:59 ‹The Grateful One›lol

06:49:38AcaciaConfusedYah reincarnates
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01:50:50 ‹universecannon›now just remember to follow the last step of the tek:
01:51:03 ‹universecannon›Throw it in the garbage because DMT is illegal
01:52:36 ‹Seth-sys›i still don't understand how something present in all living orgranisms can be illegal
01:53:30 ‹a1pha›Technically, having sex and getting a female pregnant is manufacture of a Schedule I drug. Go figure.
 
chat said:
02:10:09 ‹ElusiveGlitch›about how many teaspoons is 1 gram of rue seeds?

02:11:19 ‹Ringworm›freaking infinity exploding all around us, and that one guy gotta ask about how many seeds are in a spoon
02:11:22 ‹ElusiveGlitch›it's cool, i'll just go get a scale
02:11:23 ‹Ringworm›THERE IS NO SPOON!
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20:45:18 ‹The Traveler›kikker seen god
20:45:19 ‹Kikker›GOD was last seen on: Monday 08 June 2015 20:52:45
20:45:22 ‹The Traveler›lol
20:45:24 ‹alkan0id›lol
20:45:46 ‹The Traveler›I think I even banned GOD. :p
20:46:12 ‹The Traveler›I got GOD back to the welcome area.
20:46:21 ‹The Traveler›Ahem. continue please.
 
10:16:48 ‹The Grateful One›well...shrooms are 90% water so whatever 10 percent of 5 is...
10:16:53 ‹The Grateful One›lol
10:17:22 ‹The Grateful One›I have never eaten any of my babies wet
10:17:28 ‹The Grateful One›woah
10:17:36 ‹The Grateful One›weird sentence, that was
10:17:40 ‹The Grateful One›lol
10:17:44 ‹The Grateful One›but seriously
10:17:54 ‹Import›:p
10:17:56 ‹The Grateful One›I have only eaten my dried babies
 
22:39:13 ‹Pandora›cat man :D
22:39:13 ‹marz›Sent pm
22:39:21 ‹Pandora›How's Fractal
22:39:28 ‹alkan0id›yeah dude just saw
22:39:30 ‹alkan0id›was afk
22:39:33 ‹alkan0id›sounds interesting
22:39:36 ‹marz›Shes good shes at sleep in the tree
22:39:43 ‹alkan0id›you have a cat called fractal?
22:39:46 ‹alkan0id›thats so cute
22:39:56 ‹marz›Yeah
22:40:16 ‹marz›Now i just need another cat called dmt
22:40:31 ‹marz›And DMT and fractal will be best friends
22:40:32 ‹marz›Lol
22:40:49 ‹alkan0id›4-AcO-DMt
22:40:53 ‹alkan0id›would be a catchy name for a cay
22:40:57 ‹alkan0id›cat
22:41:01 ‹marz›Lol
22:41:13 ‹marz›How do you explain that to a vet what is the patient's name 4 ACO DMT
22:41:19 ‹alkan0id›lol
 
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