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04:38:35 Tattvamasi gives a hug to all
DmnStr8 hugs back and pats tatts butt
DmnStr8 walks away awkwardly
DmnStr8 pats everyones butt
DmnStr8 walks away awkwardly again
Cognitive Heart high 5's each butt with his own butt
Tattvamasi lmao
DmnStr8 must be short to high five abutt
DmnStr8 unless your are upside down
Cognitive Heart all is possible
Cognitive Heart has tricks up them sleeves
Cognitive Heart pulls out a white rabbit from top hat
DmnStr8 stands in awe
DmnStr8 eats rabbit
Cognitive Heart eats own butt
DmnStr8 takes out camera
Cognitive Heart twists and bends in a obscure way
DmnStr8 click...click...click
Cognitive Heart takes a bite
Tattvamasi hahah
DmnStr8 click
Cognitive Heart breakthroughz butt portal
DmnStr8 click
DmnStr8 amazed at what he has seen forgot to take lense cover off
but little did DmnStr8 know Cognitive Heart only ate half his butt
DmnStr8 motions to do it again
DmnStr8 take lense cover off
Cognitive Heart holds his breath and streeeetch
DmnStr8 posed to take more pics of this amazing event
Cognitive Heart poops
DmnStr8 clicks
Tattvamasi LOL
DmnStr8 hope everything comes out ok
Cognitive Heart cleans up after himself embarrassed
DmnStr8 click
Cognitive Heart falls into his own mess
DmnStr8 click
DmnStr8 you need to write an experience report about all this Cognitive Heart ... start working on integration..ok?
DmnStr8 click
04:54:47 DmnStr8 Eating ones own butt is psychedelic in it's own right
:sick:;)
 
:D

00:48:23 ‹RhythmSpring›slow chat
00:48:42 ‹RhythmSpring›slow cat
00:49:12 ‹RhythmSpring›a poem by RhythmSpring
00:49:35 ‹RhythmSpring›Thank you
00:49:37 ‹Tatt›in a hat
00:49:41 ‹Tatt›in the back
00:49:43 ‹Tatt›of the rack
00:49:47 ‹Tatt›gettin a snack
00:49:58RhythmSpring beatboxes
00:50:04 ‹Tatt›:$:
00:50:14 ‹Tatt›its me tat
00:50:19 ‹RhythmSpring›:D
00:50:20 ‹Tatt›i gotcha back
00:50:26 ‹Tatt›with this rap
00:50:28 ‹Tatt›:p
00:50:29 ‹endlessness›ratt-a-tatt
00:50:30 ‹Tatt›ok im done
00:50:43 ‹Tatt›:p
00:50:51 ‹Tatt›end on the mic
00:50:54 ‹Tatt›doin it tonight]
00:51:05 ‹Tatt›ok i gotta stop, this is terrible
00:51:11 ‹Tatt›back to food
00:51:39 ‹endlessness›thats because my rhymes dont match, only slight..ly
00:51:42 ‹RhythmSpring›do what you do best
00:51:55 ‹RhythmSpring›mah name is Slight Lee
00:52:09 ‹endlessness›ima nun-chuck ya like bruce lee
00:52:12 ‹endlessness›eternally
00:52:25 ‹Tatt›:D
00:52:30 ‹endlessness›LOL
00:52:37 ‹endlessness›I think we'd make the worse rapper trio ever
00:52:51 ‹Tatt›ahhh this is going in chat quotes
 
16:39:53 ‹spractral›so yeah, im trying to learn to make myself laugh again because ive realized my seriousness not only scares other people but its starting to scare me
16:39:54 ‹alkan0id›you live by the toad, you die by the toad
16:39:54DeDao should my spirit shed naked and soar away?
16:39:59 ‹mattimus›kikker should i make some pu-erh?
16:39:59 ‹Kikker›Yes
16:40:05 ‹spractral›and its getting to the point.. its laughable
 
02:28:02 ‹Global›humor rides on alternate meanings, and tangential thought which acid systematically fosters
02:28:44 ‹Global›combine tangential thought with energetic euphoria and whammo: you've got yourself a comedian
02:33:38 ‹Global›when you add an extra person on acid, now they are creating tangents of your tangents. It's like things get exponentially more hilarious the more people on acid you add to a situation
 
endlessness said:
02:28:02 ‹Global›humor rides on alternate meanings, and tangential thought which acid systematically fosters
02:28:44 ‹Global›combine tangential thought with energetic euphoria and whammo: you've got yourself a comedian
02:33:38 ‹Global›when you add an extra person on acid, now they are creating tangents of your tangents. It's like things get exponentially more hilarious the more people on acid you add to a situation

Totally my excuse. I got a sense of humor simply because LSD proved to me without a doubt that everything is absurd. I learned this early and it stuck.
 
00:33:13 ‹Praxis.›drugz turn your brain to mush
00:33:18 ‹Praxis.›didntchaknow?
00:33:21 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›i like mush
00:33:23 ‹spring cheese›:D
00:33:24 ‹RhythmSpring›thank heavens
00:33:30 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›mush me, please
00:33:36 ‹Pandora›mushrooms turns your drugs into brains
00:33:37Praxis. mushes Acy
00:33:38RhythmSpring mushes ACY
00:33:46 ‹Praxis.›:lol:
00:33:48 ‹Pandora›and brains into drugs
00:33:49 ‹Praxis.›lol pandora
00:33:52 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›:D
00:33:54 ‹spring cheese›panodra :D yesss
00:34:07 ‹Orion›this is your drug
00:34:11 ‹Orion›this is your egg on drugs
00:34:15paperjack left the room (Timeout)
00:34:15 ‹Orion›any questions ?
00:34:16 ‹spring cheese›:D
00:34:23 ‹RhythmSpring›this is your drug on eggs
00:34:27 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›brains turn drugs into stories and events.....
00:34:28 ‹RhythmSpring›any brains?
00:34:39 ‹Orion›:lol:
00:34:43 ‹RhythmSpring›brains turn brains into brains
00:34:46paperjack joined the room
00:34:51 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›brainS!!!!
00:34:52 ‹spring cheese›:D
00:34:56 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›NOM NOMNOMNOM OMONOMINNOM
00:35:01 ‹Praxis.›drugs are just brains on eggs
00:35:16 ‹RhythmSpring›QUIET! STOP EATING MY BRaiauuauauehrhhrehfffbbgblzzzzzzzzzzzz
00:35:19 ‹supertech›lol holy crap lol
00:35:45 ‹spring cheese›nexus chat goin deeep
00:35:46 ‹supertech›i shat myself laughing lol
00:35:50 ‹RhythmSpring›i like where this is going
00:35:54 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›LOL
00:36:03 ‹gnomushroom›whoa what is happening
00:36:09 ‹gnomushroom›in here
00:36:09 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›now, its important that we all take off our clothes....
00:36:17 ‹Praxis.›:lol:
00:36:41 ‹Orion›you should know better than anyone right now shroom gnome!
00:36:52 ‹gnomushroom›sounds about right to me
00:36:55spring cheese collects gnomushrooms spores and propagates moar gnomushrooms
00:36:57 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›:D
00:37:02 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›<3 gnome
00:37:09 ‹gnomushroom›<3
00:37:11 ‹RhythmSpring›i need more iboga
00:37:18 ‹RhythmSpring›to turn my brain mush into eggs
00:37:25 ‹RhythmSpring›that i can actually eat
00:37:31 ‹spring cheese›)O(_)O(
00:37:34 ‹RhythmSpring›for a change
00:37:44 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›MAB tek
00:37:53 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›Microwave Assisted Brains tek
00:37:56 ‹AcaciaConfusedYah›(makes eggs)
00:38:04spring cheese changed nickname to egg
 
"22:52:52 ‹drfaust›it was so *EDIT* and so simply beautiful that I was just floored by the wind in the trees
22:52:52 ‹nexalizer›good old mushrooms
22:53:01 ‹nexalizer›haha
22:53:23 ‹nexalizer›faust i love to see the sun rays piercing vegetation on shrooms particularly
22:53:24 ‹alkan0id›sounds like iboga faust
22:53:30 ‹nexalizer›and little particles suspended in the rays
22:53:33 ‹drfaust›i went to the old growth part of the forest and bathed in a mountain stream
22:53:36 ‹alkan0id›so astonishingly beautiful and graceful that one is just agog
22:53:41 ‹alkan0id›every time
22:53:50 ‹drfaust›yes
22:53:55 ‹drfaust›agog!
22:53:55 ‹alkan0id›have you had iboga?
22:54:00 ‹drfaust›no
22:54:05 ‹alkan0id›thats a shame
22:54:11 ‹nexalizer›i can see the meme
22:54:17 ‹nexalizer›has horrib le trip on iboga
22:54:22 ‹nexalizer›recommends iboga to your grandparents
22:54:25 ‹alkan0id›tells everyone to take ti
22:54:27 ‹alkan0id›lol "

😁 😁
 
"20:31:55 ‹alkan0id›i wonder if this was researched in the 50s
20:33:08 ‹alkan0id›i got this bubbler hoping it would be more stealthy than a bong.. nope lol
20:33:42 ‹a stranger›alk
20:33:45 ‹a stranger›:D
20:33:51 ‹a stranger›hows the changa cominn
20:33:58 ‹alkan0id›anyone nearby will think theyre living next to cypress hill"
 
20:26:11alkan0id is still waiting for $1.50 on LTC..
20:26:20 ‹alkan0id›i will wait as long as it takes to BTFD
20:26:21 ‹nexalizer›it was $4 not so long ago alk
20:26:41 ‹nexalizer›$4.2 now in fact
20:26:41 ‹nexalizer›:D
20:26:54 ‹alkan0id›yeah im not getting in this early
20:26:55 ‹alkan0id›patience
20:27:01 ‹alkan0id›will be months before ppl think ltc is crap again
20:27:09 ‹alkan0id›then just buy and wait for the next bubble
20:27:10 ‹nexalizer›it.. is .. crap :p
20:27:20 ‹alkan0id›yeah
20:27:24 ‹alkan0id›i know nothing about cryptos tho
20:27:30 ‹Jorkest›lol
20:27:32 ‹nexalizer›lol
20:27:32 ‹alkan0id›am just using my threadbare knowledge of trading
20:27:37 ‹Jorkest›id steer clear of LTC ;)
20:27:42 ‹alkan0id›it's all psycology
20:27:51 ‹nexalizer›meme generator: knows nothing about crypto, invests life savings in litecoin




20:27:59 ‹alkan0id›the underlying value of the security is borderline irrelevant
20:28:00 ‹Jorkest›LOL
20:28:03 ‹alkan0id›lol nex


:D:D

20:28:09 ‹alkan0id›ppl keep making memes about me lol
20:28:12 ‹alkan0id›must be the things i say..
 
Nice remark from Chronic:

chat said:
18:19:26 ‹The Tr🍄veler›I decide on the time I wake up what substance I shoukld take.
18:19:39 ‹The Tr🍄veler›If I wake at 8:00 then it will be mescaline since I have al lthe time.
18:19:46 ‹The Tr🍄veler›If I wake at 12:00 it can be acid.
18:20:00 ‹The Tr🍄veler›Then later on around 15:00 it can only be 5-MeO-MiPT
18:20:15 ‹The Tr🍄veler›Then if it is even later then it can only be something like 2C-C.
18:21:05 ‹Chron🍄c›lol Trav thats the kind of alarm clock i like... roll over to see it's LSD o'clock

Kind regards,

The Traveler
 
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