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My cat is a shaman!

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jamie

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Shamans eat psychoactive plants.

My cat eats psychoactive plants.

Therefore, my cat must be a shaman.

Proof?
 

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I don't think there is any way to form a rational argument against that statement.

Well done, sir.

You're cat looks half way into hyperspace haha.
 
Haha!! Love the one with the cat sitting underneath that nice Salvia plant with the catnip right behind him!

Complete Zen!

:p
 
Nice. #2 "Don't even think about touching MY nip!"

I like the ouija board rug! And the purty salvia of course.
 
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apparently all fluffly tail main coons are shaman, heres mine
 
well..can't argue with that reasoning

besides, a 4 year old could realize that this cat looks evil, and thus is one of those dark illuminati hybrid experiments. psychedelics in these cases are a given

he actually looks almost identical to the cat we recently had to give away a few weeks ago (she didnt' get a long with the new kitten and puppy and was terrorized by them..shes a softy)..couldn't handle her catnip well though (insta-purge)

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Cats seem to know their thing about entheogens.


Here is my cat Fleedyweedy helping me with the Phalaris research:

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Also when I had some really small Peruvian Torches of about 3cm long, she ate both of them including the spines! :shock:


Kind regards,

The Traveler
 
i would go no where near your cats Phalaris, Traveller, thats a serious look in her eye.

Travs cat said:
stay away from my Phalaris, foolish monkey
 
Beautiful cats! seems the nexus has a fondness for Maine Coons / Forest cats :thumb_up: :thumb_up: :thumb_up: My kitties are much the same as jamie's, UC's & mew's! There must be something going on here! :surprised
 
Our hers of cats could really use a psychedelic education. Right now they are preoccupied with finding a way to eat the baby and get away with it.
 
i have an evil shaman kitty...she hurts me all the time..and for no reason..i feel like shes listening to my thoughts...shes coming over nOW! OUCH!!! ..little brat just bit my face
 
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