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--None of these jokes are original--
How do you get Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
DAM!!
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What lays at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
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Hahaha these may be corny but they are quite good in my opinion. Hope you enjoyed!
How do you get Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
--
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
DAM!!
--
What lays at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
--
Hahaha these may be corny but they are quite good in my opinion. Hope you enjoyed!
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper!
What's black and white and red all over?
A nun fallen down a staircase!
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin in a ketchup factory!
What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra ablaze!
What's black and white and red all over?
A splatter film from the thirties!
(a few original ones in there - probably the bad ones! )
A newspaper!
What's black and white and red all over?
A nun fallen down a staircase!
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin in a ketchup factory!
What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra ablaze!
What's black and white and red all over?
A splatter film from the thirties!
(a few original ones in there - probably the bad ones!
)
ZenSpice
Mostly Ignored
What's the definition of torture.. A one armed Englishman hanging from a cliff with an itchy rear..
What's the definition of suicide.. A one armed Irishman hanging from a cliff with an itchy rear..
Ok, so that's technically two lines (and as old as the hills) but as I am of Irish stock I reckon can get away with it
What's the definition of suicide.. A one armed Irishman hanging from a cliff with an itchy rear..
Ok, so that's technically two lines (and as old as the hills) but as I am of Irish stock I reckon can get away with it
RhythmSpring
Esteemed member
What's the difference between a duck
Ringworm - "The jellyfish woman has no knee's"
If trees could scream would we still cut them down? We might, if they did it all the time for no good reason..
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
A Freudian slip is just a figment of your ejaculation.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I stayed up all night wondering why the sun rose. And then it dawned on me.
A short psychic broke out of jail earlier. Police are looking for a small medium at large!
Shovels are groundbreaking
ok thats enough bad jokes in one post :lol:
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
A Freudian slip is just a figment of your ejaculation.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I stayed up all night wondering why the sun rose. And then it dawned on me.
A short psychic broke out of jail earlier. Police are looking for a small medium at large!
Shovels are groundbreaking
ok thats enough bad jokes in one post :lol:
Shortest one I know:
Venison's deer isn't it ?
It's not even funny.
Venison's deer isn't it ?
It's not even funny.
what does a spiritually intuned tennis player say after winning first game? one love
The Neural
Rising Star
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
LeftEyeOfHorus
Hello
why are pirates called pirates? ... because they arghh!!
The Black Cat
Rising Star
Just think, somewhere there is the worlds worst doctor, and tomorrow someone has a appointment with him.
George Carlin, God bless you
George Carlin, God bless you
Creo said:
...but the previous one is true. And this last one is neither true nor false.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why is a chilli pepper nosey? Because it gets jalapeno business.
Parachute for sale. Used once, never opened.
My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite, so I packed her things and I left.
Peace
Macre
Why is a chilli pepper nosey? Because it gets jalapeno business.
Parachute for sale. Used once, never opened.
My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite, so I packed her things and I left.
Peace
Macre
