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what's green and turns red?
frog in blender



what's white and jumping from tree to tree?
a doctor vaccinating ticks
 
Forgive me if this one offends, its an artifact from a time when I didn't have a brain/mouth filter... still don't, I just have fewer things that might clog up a filter such as that.

So this baby seal walks into a club...
 
Dude, that baby seal one was too funny..... I feel like such a bad person, but it's awesome.


anrchy said:
Ringworm - "The jellyfish woman has no knee's"
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I'm not sure I understand why that was funny. I'll take your word for it tho.
 
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My neighbour is stalking me. I saw him Googling me through my binoculars.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Peace

Macre
 
RhythmSpring said:
In the same vein as the "difference between a duck" joke, I made up this one:

What difference do cats and dogs have in common?
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The old common difference, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say: hyena or 2
 
I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.

😁
 
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eyed deer (no idea)!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs in the woods?
Fuct.

what do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!!! (TThis one cracked me up for years)
 
Deer jokes?! Ok then... have some cow jokes! lol

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef

What is a cow favorite piece of art?
The Moooona Lisa

What do you call a cow that masturbates?
Beef Stroganoff

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side
 
What do you call a Chinese woman with a food mixer on her head??? BLENDA

There are 10 types of people - those who understand binary and those who don´t.
 
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