post one liner jokes

[Spanishfly]

Shortest one I know:

Venison's deer isn't it ?

And mutton is cheap !!! (Still not funny!)

 

[DoingKermit]

A man runs into a psychiatric hospital completely naked and wrapped in cling-film. A doctor runs up to him saying "I don't know what's bothering you, but I can clearly see your nuts!"

 

[downwardsfromzero]

The annoying thing about this thread is that all my best one-liners are spontaneous and I never write them down. Goddamn cannabis...

 

[DMT_Tom]

Point to your head and say the last two letters of the abbreviation for Dimethyltryptamine.

 

[downwardsfromzero]

Do not attempt to grow a brain!

Just Dennis Hopper being awesome.

nogrowingofbrain.ytmnd.com

(sorry )

 

[hixidom]

1. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?...

2. I like my coffee like my women: without a penis.

 

[slewb]

One liner? I hardly know 'er!

 

[Buster]

What d'ya call a fly with no wings? .....A walk.

what d'ya call a donky with only three legs? ......A wonky

 

[Buster]

So did you hear about the constipated mathematician?......He tried to work it out with a pencil.

 

[DMT_Tom]

Q: Favorite deodorant of the Nexus throughout time?

A: Old Spice

 

[Godsmacker]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

[null24]

If a special ed student is late to class more than once, is he re-tardy?

I'm. So so so very sorry.

 

[fluidfocus]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

 

[steppa]

A one armed man walks into a second hand shop.

 

[Pandora]

Q: How much does it cost to keep a zombie well fed?

A: An arm and a leg.

 

[Rooftop]

What does an insomniac dyslexic philosopher do? Stays up all night wondering if Dog exists.


A man with wide eyes and a pile of dog shit in his hand walks up and says:"Now look what I almost stepped into".

 

[Godsmacker]

A dylaxic man walks into a bra.

 

[OneStepBeyond]

What's brown and sticky?...

A stick.

 

[soulfood]

An Imam walks into a bar...

 

[downwardsfromzero]

Man says to his doctor, "I think I'm going rusty," and the doctor replies, "It seems you've developed a common metal disorder."