post one liner jokes

[acacian]

.. i always used to make little one liner jokes/puns at school when I was bored and uninterested in the topic at hand.. i still make a few today. they all pretty much start with "what do you call a.." .. if anyone else has made any jokes/puns, post here.. i'll get the ball rolling for all you entheogenic jokesters..

ps. yes they are meant to be lame and facepalmed.. but hopefully inspire a giggle whilst doing so


... here's some old and new creations

What do you call a tea that has travelled a long way? came o ' mile

How does the psychonaut thank his phalaris for its yield? Grassias

What do you call a slow and boring lizard? Drag'on

What do you call a movie star with a split personality? You and Mcgregor

What do you call a cannibal who teaches university students? Hannibal Lecture

What do you call an Indian city that farewells its mother? Mumbai

What do you call a person that already saw the singer of Tool? Maynard Seen’im

How does a duck approach an acacia tree? it wattles

 

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How does the psychonaut thank his phalaris for its yield? Grassias


What do you call a slow and boring lizard? Drag'on


What do you call a cannibal who teaches university students? Hannibal Lecture


How does a duck approach an acacia tree? it wattles

Hahah :lol: Good stuff

 

[spinCycle]

Q: What did the Buddhist say to the Hot Dog vendor?
A: "Make me one with everything."

 

[acacian]

Q: What did the Buddhist say to the Hot Dog vendor?
A: "Make me one with everything."

:lol:

 

[Parshvik Chintan]

"if we are all god's children, what makes jesus so special?" - Jimmy Carr

 

[AllIsDistraction]

Q: What's the hardest part about rollerblading?

A: Telling your parents you're gay.

 

[DeMenTed]

What's red and invisable? No tomatoes

 

[acacian]

What do you call a religious eagle? Bird of pray

 

[acacian]

what do you call a motorbike company that lacks its owner? hardly davidson

what do you call a a similar moss? liken

 

[DeDao]

:lol: Acacian, funny guy.

 

[DeMenTed]

What's red and stands in the middle of a field? A cow with a tracksuit on.

What's blue and white and lives in the kitchen? A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

 

[Mr.Peabody]

A sandwich walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

 

[Wax]

Q: What do you call a smoking piece with nothing in it?

A: DMT Pipe


Q:What do you get when you pour coffee into a black hole?

A: Hyper-space

 

[universecannon]

heheh, the grass one was cleva

what did the caapi say to the rue in a kung fu battle? aaayyyyaaaa

where do all the corny psychedelic jokes go? in the silly-psy-bin

how come theres no gambling in africa? theres too many cheetas

 

[changalvia]

how come theres no gambling in africa? theres too many cheetas

:lol:

 

[3rdI]

I may be middle-class, but I’m hard. Al dente, you might say- Jimmy Carr

There are three kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who cannot

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already- Tommy Cooper

 

[LeftEyeOfHorus]

Q: What do you call a smoking piece with nothing in it?

A: DMT Pipe


Q:What do you get when you pour coffee into a black hole?

A: Hyper-space

haha took me a while D empty pipe ahaha

 

[acacian]

what did the yopo say to the shaman who had too much? that'snuff

 

[Global]

Q: What do you call a smoking piece with nothing in it?

A: DMT Pipe


Q:What do you get when you pour coffee into a black hole?

A: Hyper-space

haha took me a while D empty pipe ahaha

Thank you for explaining that one to me. I knew it was probably funny :lol:

 

[Shadowman-x]

what happens when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
a flat minor




what's the name of the age-old drama that's been revived for years, despite its worst criticism?

politics. :twisted: