UniverseCannon said:
"one must never underestimate the power of a good hairdo.
id like to write a song about hairdos.
not about the people under them.
then the dos will have the power by themselves"
David Byrne
:lol: Good one. My step-dad plays the guitar and sings, and he wrote a song called, "Girl with the Big Ass Hair". The lyrics pertained only to her hair, and had almost nothing to do with her. Now I'm all nostalgic.
Here's a couple of my favorites:
"I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, 'Why?' Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, 'No, that's not right.' Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything." ~ Tyler Durden - Fight Club - By Chuck Palahniuk
"Once upon a time, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree, and they grew next to each other. Everyday the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and it would say 'You're crooked. You've always been crooked, and you will continue to be crooked.'
'Look at me, look at me', said the straight tree, 'I'm tall and straight.' And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, 'Cut all the straight trees.' That crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong, and growing strange." ~ Kneller - Wristcutters: A Love Story