DoingKermit Esteemed member Donator Senior Member Senior member Apr 8, 2016 #81 Why was everyone friends with the mushroom? Because he's a fungi.
Pharmer ღஐ~Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ~ஐღ OG Pioneer Apr 9, 2016 #82 If a carrot and a lettuce were in a race, who would win? The lettuce because it's "a head"
DmnStr8 Come what may Apr 9, 2016 #83 How do you kill a circus clown? Go for the juggler! Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is The midget fortune teller that kills his customers is a small medium at large. What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!! The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to santa. My friend recently was crushed by a pile of books, but he only has his shelf to blame. Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out man.
How do you kill a circus clown? Go for the juggler! Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is The midget fortune teller that kills his customers is a small medium at large. What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!! The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to santa. My friend recently was crushed by a pile of books, but he only has his shelf to blame. Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out man.
downwardsfromzero Boundary condition Jan 25, 2017 #85 How do you move four cliffs? With a fourclifftruck...
downwardsfromzero Boundary condition Jan 26, 2017 #86 Having tried absinthe, I can see why Van Gogh painted a chair then cut his ear off.
dreamer042 dreamoar Staff member Admin Donator Administrator Jan 26, 2017 #87 What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Spoiler Dr. Dre
E entheogenic-gnosis Rising Star Jan 26, 2017 #88 Ok, first joke: The drug war *rimshot* Moving on to the next joke: Modern american politics *rimshot* Hmmm...trying to think of another good joke...ok, here's one: alternative facts *rimshot* -eg
Ok, first joke: The drug war *rimshot* Moving on to the next joke: Modern american politics *rimshot* Hmmm...trying to think of another good joke...ok, here's one: alternative facts *rimshot* -eg
Oskar Rising Star Jan 29, 2017 #89 Here's a couple of last years Christmas Bon Bon jokes: What do you give the man who has everything? Antibiotics. Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out-standing in his field.
Here's a couple of last years Christmas Bon Bon jokes: What do you give the man who has everything? Antibiotics. Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out-standing in his field.
E entheogenic-gnosis Rising Star Jan 29, 2017 #90 A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light." -eg
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light." -eg
downwardsfromzero Boundary condition Feb 18, 2017 #91 I've been huffing a lot of brake fluid lately. I can stop any time, though.
downwardsfromzero Boundary condition May 28, 2017 #92 Why don't lions need batteries? Because they have manes...
downwardsfromzero Boundary condition May 18, 2018 #93 Here's what might be a new one: What did the pirate say when he noticed his welding gas was missing? Aaar gone...
Here's what might be a new one: What did the pirate say when he noticed his welding gas was missing? Aaar gone...
hug46 Rising Star May 20, 2018 #94 An old couple are enjoying a night together in the local pub, when the wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" Her husband replies "Well, for starters, you can put a new battery in your hearing aid."
An old couple are enjoying a night together in the local pub, when the wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" Her husband replies "Well, for starters, you can put a new battery in your hearing aid."
DmnStr8 Come what may May 20, 2018 #95 I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
soulfood Rising Star Senior Member OG Pioneer Senior member May 21, 2018 #96 What did the slug say to the snail? "Big issue?"
DmnStr8 Come what may May 21, 2018 #97 There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
dreamer042 dreamoar Staff member Admin Donator Administrator May 22, 2018 #99 Ever hear the one about the hippie and the mormon (LDS) church? He misread the sign, thought he was going for a trip and they sent him on a mission.
Ever hear the one about the hippie and the mormon (LDS) church? He misread the sign, thought he was going for a trip and they sent him on a mission.
Sunnyside Rising Star May 22, 2018 #100 Two cannibals, eating a clown ... “Does this taste funny to you...?”