The Yage Express(TM)

[null24]

I threw up a little bit when I read this

Check this out and I'll return for comments. This is disgusting.

 

[thymamai]

Laughed when I saw the second image. No, still laughing.

 

[Biawak]

lol

 

[null24]

They are affiliated with This guy.

It's not April 1 but still…

With all the shenanigans going on up in Washington, I thought this was real for a minute.

 

[3rdI]

The cost of this retreat is $25,000, all inclusive, for 6 nights/7 days and 4 Ayahuasca ceremonies. While not the cheapest, we guarantee this is the best value retreat available in Peru today.

bargain

 

[○]

:lol:

 

[Intezam]

:lol: ...and we thought it was the kalki avatar ...?

 

[Mustelid]

This site is hilarious! Thanks for finding it.

 

[JDSalinger]

Where the wealthy go to feel normal and 'in touch' with the world.

 

[thymamai]

“the 21st century literally has three choices: God, Nietzsche, or Tutteji.”

Dost I Goad, Genus, or Toot??

 

[TGO]

Only 25k? pfffft, pocket change!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[null24]

I really think more cults should allow members who financially contribute to the top tier of their organizations donation schedule should be allowed to become "consorts" of their spiritual master.

Like toot says, "truth is where the money is".

 

[downwardsfromzero]

"For comfort and relaxation, we’ve added small amounts of detomidine hydrochloride (Dormosedan) and Carfentanil to the mix."
:lol:
Thanks

 

[null24]

"For comfort and relaxation, we’ve added small amounts of detomidine hydrochloride (Dormosedan) and Carfentanil to the mix."
:lol:
Thanks

What? I always keep a little veterinary tranqs around for when things get hairy. :?:

 

[Nathanial.Dread]

The chemistry involved in this feat is extremely complex but what our experts have accomplished is, basically, a successful mélange of methylenedioxyphenethylamine, psilocin, pivalylbenzhydrazine, and aspartame resulting in a powerful, highly transcendent “decongestant for the soul”, providing a smooth and comfortable neuroleptic ride and synaptic bliss.

Translated from chemistry-speak
We threw a bunch of drugs in a pot, and hopefully the interaction of them won't kill you.

And people ask me why I hate capitalism :roll:

Blessings
~ND