Funny chat quotes

[elru]

‹GratefulDad› I mean, if you ever lied to a girl to get in her pants, it's nowhere near as good as when you just be yourself and get laid for it

 

[owsley]

13:20:28 ‹Ekoostik› i love discussing fake penises at 420 on a thrusday morning
13:20:33 ‹Ekoostik› its my true passion i think

 

[elru]

‹Entro› or more casually as just N-acetyl-4-bromo-2,5-dimethylphenethylamine

 

[elru]

‹fractal enchant› i commune with the sacred spirit of the gandfather crack rock

 

[Pandora]

aka our very own SnozzleBerry

19:08:12 ‹Scott Olsen› if you don't reduce, that cactus juice, you will let loose, from mouth or caboose

 

[Pandora]

23:52:45 ‹Orion› i bet objective beings always use quotes
06/11/2011 23:52:50 ‹Orion› must get annoying

 

[dreamer042]

05:29:18 ‹Acid Fairy› I was almost a jesus freak
05:29:34 ‹Acid Fairy› until I discovered acid

 

[dreamer042]

05:24:45 ‹InMotion› look we are creatures, on a rock spinning around a billion year long nuclear explosion surrounded by a huge vacuum, and we smoke crystals
05:24:56 ‹InMotion› you should too

 

[InMotion]

‹۩› Straight from a lab in china to your butt hole.

 

[Pandora]

06:23:34 ‹Xt› i have to admit the path of the chemical base jumper is littered with foul tastes

 

[Ice House]

stalepixel wrote:

advice: shoes off at the door

Wonderful advice to a noob attempting to advertise salvia for sale in his intro essay.

 

[dreamer042]

07:49:50 ‹۩› sometimes a tiny little space rock is enough to stop the clock

 

[elru]

InMotion› the best way is to sniff a little boiling hot heptane saturated with freebase dmt, so it crystalizes in your nasal cavity and can be readily evaporates by breathing

 

[۩]

<inmotion› I want a brand of frac skim boarding over coatl

 

[great_blue]

This one made me lol:

Alive:
At one point it felt like my mouth became an anus to mental garbage poop: I had to accommodate my mouth so that it could glide out easily without disruption.

 

[۩]

25/11/2011 22:28:55 ‹Ipuma Ayar› last night these beings were offering me purging vessels/tubes of all different sizes and directions

 

[InMotion]

18:12:57 ‹Shaolin› I'm terrified how Bun B sounds while going in the vortex

 

[Shaolin]

21:37:56 ‹InMotion› 2pac taught me many things

 

[dreamer042]

03:04:18 ‹RebornInSmoke› politics. poly = many, ticks = bloodsuckers

 

[۩]

‹ouro› I tried compassion and they pissed on me
‹ouro› Imma send them into the next life where they dont have to live breathing fiberglass dust all day and night